Fascist->English Dictionary (21th edition, formerly the "Socialist->English Dictionary")
As it is critical to know our enemies, patriots must familiarize
themselves with the language of the fascists among us
(most of whom pose as "liberals", "neocons", "progressives", etc).
Hence, I offer the following "Fascist->English" dictionary:
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New entries:
Hero: Anyone who dies in service of the State
Green shoot: A spot of mold on a pile of manure
KKK Meeting: 50 federal agents waiting for a sucker
Reform: A govt takeover of a private industry
Zionists: Modern-day Nazis who blame their resultant unpopularity on "anti-semitism"
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Sensible: Fascist
Reasonable: Fascist
Practical: Fascist
Liberal: Fascist
Democrat: Fascist
Centrist: Fascist
Progressive: Fascist
Socialist: Fascist
Compassionate conservative: Fascist
Moderate: Tentative fascist
Neocon: War-mad fascist
Public/Private Partnership: Fascism
Third Way: Fascism
Servant: Ruler (e.g. "public servant")
United States: The federal government
The international community: The U.S., Israel, and Britain
Thumbing it's nose: Failure of a nation to abide by the demands of the U.S., Israel, & Britain (e.g. "Iran is thumbing it's nose at the international community")
Anti-Semite: Anyone whose lips stray >= 12 inches from Israel's ass
Legislation: The ultimate solution to every problem encountered by man
Liberate: Invade and occupy (e.g. "We must liberate Iraq!")
Isolationist: Non-interventionist
Left Behind: Left alone (e.g. "No child will be left behind")
Economic stimulus package:
1. A massive transfer of wealth from the productive to the parasitic classes (bankers, the politically connected, etc).
2. A means by which a nation is looted just prior to its final collapse.
Everyone: Keynesian "economists" (e.g. "Everyone misread the economy")
No one: Austrian economists (e.g. "No one saw this coming")
Extraordinary rendition: Torture
Enhanced interogation: Torture
Pro-Choice: Pro-abortion
Enlightened: Overeducated
Politically correct: "Correct" only in the perverse world of politics
Voluntary: Mandatory (e.g. "the income tax is voluntary")
Conscription: Enslavement
Insurgent: Anyone killed my the U.S. military
Human shield: Anyone killed by the U.S. military
Democracy: The form of govt to apply when the majority agrees with the will of fascists
Republic: The form of govt to apply when the majority does not agree with the will of fascists
Living Constitution: Dead Constitution
Regulation: A law that is written and submitted by a large corporation(s) for the stated purpose of "protecting the public",
but whose real intent is to bankrupt their smaller competitors by burdening them with
overwhelming reporting and compliancy requirements.
Frivolous: A valid legal argument which cannot otherwise be refuted by a black-robed whore
Standing: What Constitutionalists never have in court
Civil Rights: Privileges (unnatural rights) obtained at the expense of another's natural rights (e.g. you have a right to force a business owner to hire or serve you)
Objective: A fascist perspective
Bipartisan: When both parties collude on a plan so heinous that neither can resist it
Balanced coverage: Presenting the fascist perpective from both the left and right
Truth: Any belief with furthers the cause of fascism
Discordant detail: Lie
Falsehood: Lie
Exaggeration: Lie
Embellishment: Lie
Misspeak: Lie
Confiscate: Steal
Appropriate: Steal
Detain: Imprison
Conscript: Enslave
Oath: A solemn lie stated during a ceremony
Free: Paid for by tax-payers (e.g. "free health care")
Right: A privilege subject to the whims of govt
Loophole: A remaining freedom targeted for elimination
Education: Indoctrination
Government: A mob of parasites who live off the labors of productive people
Politics: The art of living off others "for their own good"
Income tax: Moneys paid to the mob for "protection"
Town Hall Meeting: A staged event whose audience is limited to carefully-selected sycophants
(who ask such challenging questions as "How can we help ?"),
and whose intent is give the false impression that "the people" have some say in a predetermined outcome
Poll: A news-media questioneer designed to measure the effectiveness of their propaganda
Anti-government: One who opposes any form of govt tyranny
Extremist:
1. One who will not compromise on everything.
2. One who knows the Constitution and actually expects the govt to abide by it.
Narrow-minded: Basing one's opinions exclusively on facts and reason, without regard to feelings or consensus
Racist: An insult (usually baseless) intended to distract from the fact that the accuser is a fascist
Fiasco: Any murderous act committed by a govt agency (e.g. "Waco and Ruby Ridge were fiascoes.")
Terrorist: One who will shoot back during a fiasco
Assault weapon: Any weapon which might be effective in defending oneself against a fiasco
Compound: A patriot's home
Drug war:
1. An all-out assault on the bill of rights, conceived by traitors,
and waged by moronic thugs.
2. A means by which large drug companies and cartels use govt to imprison
their "free-lance" competitors, and help maintain the highest possible
prices for their products
Contribution: Tax
Enemy Combatant: A magical phrase, which when invoked, authorizes federal agents deny Americans any/all rights
Hate: Any opinions or belief which threatens the progress of fascism
Peace: The absence of resistance to fascism
Freedom: The ability to live in any manner approved by those in power
Civilized: Domesticated. Emasculated. Disarmed.
Crime: A violation of law committed by a patriot
Mistake: A violation of law committed by a fascist
Fishing expedition: A criminal investigation of a fascist
Global governance: World government
Federal grant: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to political prostitutes so as to assure their subservience
Faith-based Initiative: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to religious prostitutes so as to assure their subservience
Gun-free zone: A criminal game preserve (where murderous gunmen need not worry about "the game" shooting back)
The streets: Your homes (e.g. "We must get guns off the streets.")
Note: Neocons use the same term when referring to drugs they don't like.
Human resources: People to be exploited by the State
Liberal intellectual: A fanciful figure (akin to intelligent chicken)





















Very Clever
Octobox
*&^ Constitution --- Constitutional Rationality
bump for
very interesting read.
Prepare & Share the Message of Freedom through Positive-Peaceful-Activism.
A bump
For making my day, in the hopes that it makes someone else's.
I have pinned a copy of this to my desktop in word format to use as an aid when "interpreting" what passes for news in this day and age.
Thanks for the belly laugh.
Paul.
Funny stuff.
Funny stuff.
Funny, and true!
BUMP!
Congratulations!
You have convincingly channeled Ambrose Bierce. Your newly revised Devils' Dictionary is a rich distillation of collectivist doublethink. Now -- amplify, alphabetize, cross reference, collate, and PUBLISH!
(oh -- but, "21th"? Does your keyboard have a lisp?)
Gaea Vindice
LXXI BC: Ego sum Spartacus // MDCCCLVII: I am Dred Scott // MCMVL: Ich bin Anne Frank // MMX: Je suis Assange // MMXI: Ik ben von NotHaus
yea - sorry about the "lisp" :-).
and in the title, of all things !
How about adding "conservative" and "liberal" what up.
What have you got for a . . . .
Authoritarian Totalitarian Fatalist
Corporate feudalism
sycophant
And never forget, “Humans, despite our artistic pretensions, our sophistication and many accomplishments, owe the fact of our existence to a six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”
Awesome!
Blessings )o(
It also gives us a very special, secret pleasure to see how unaware the people around us are of what is really happening to them. —Adolph Hitler
Blessings )o(
fan-freaking-tastic!
Hilarious and spot-on.