Fascist->English Dictionary (21th edition, formerly the "Socialist->English Dictionary")

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As it is critical to know our enemies, patriots must familiarize
themselves with the language of the fascists among us
(most of whom pose as "liberals", "neocons", "progressives", etc).
Hence, I offer the following "Fascist->English" dictionary:

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New entries:

Hero: Anyone who dies in service of the State

Green shoot: A spot of mold on a pile of manure

KKK Meeting: 50 federal agents waiting for a sucker

Reform: A govt takeover of a private industry

Zionists: Modern-day Nazis who blame their resultant unpopularity on "anti-semitism"
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Sensible: Fascist

Reasonable: Fascist

Practical: Fascist

Liberal: Fascist

Democrat: Fascist

Centrist: Fascist

Progressive: Fascist

Socialist: Fascist

Compassionate conservative: Fascist

Moderate: Tentative fascist

Neocon: War-mad fascist

Public/Private Partnership: Fascism

Third Way: Fascism

Servant: Ruler (e.g. "public servant")

United States: The federal government

The international community: The U.S., Israel, and Britain

Thumbing it's nose: Failure of a nation to abide by the demands of the U.S., Israel, & Britain (e.g. "Iran is thumbing it's nose at the international community")

Anti-Semite: Anyone whose lips stray >= 12 inches from Israel's ass

Legislation: The ultimate solution to every problem encountered by man

Liberate: Invade and occupy (e.g. "We must liberate Iraq!")

Isolationist: Non-interventionist

Left Behind: Left alone (e.g. "No child will be left behind")

Economic stimulus package:

1. A massive transfer of wealth from the productive to the parasitic classes (bankers, the politically connected, etc).

2. A means by which a nation is looted just prior to its final collapse.

Everyone: Keynesian "economists" (e.g. "Everyone misread the economy")

No one: Austrian economists (e.g. "No one saw this coming")

Extraordinary rendition: Torture

Enhanced interogation: Torture

Pro-Choice: Pro-abortion

Enlightened: Overeducated

Politically correct: "Correct" only in the perverse world of politics

Voluntary: Mandatory (e.g. "the income tax is voluntary")

Conscription: Enslavement

Insurgent: Anyone killed my the U.S. military

Human shield: Anyone killed by the U.S. military

Democracy: The form of govt to apply when the majority agrees with the will of fascists

Republic: The form of govt to apply when the majority does not agree with the will of fascists

Living Constitution: Dead Constitution

Regulation: A law that is written and submitted by a large corporation(s) for the stated purpose of "protecting the public",
but whose real intent is to bankrupt their smaller competitors by burdening them with
overwhelming reporting and compliancy requirements.

Frivolous: A valid legal argument which cannot otherwise be refuted by a black-robed whore

Standing: What Constitutionalists never have in court

Civil Rights: Privileges (unnatural rights) obtained at the expense of another's natural rights (e.g. you have a right to force a business owner to hire or serve you)

Objective: A fascist perspective

Bipartisan: When both parties collude on a plan so heinous that neither can resist it

Balanced coverage: Presenting the fascist perpective from both the left and right

Truth: Any belief with furthers the cause of fascism

Discordant detail: Lie

Falsehood: Lie

Exaggeration: Lie

Embellishment: Lie

Misspeak: Lie

Confiscate: Steal

Appropriate: Steal

Detain: Imprison

Conscript: Enslave

Oath: A solemn lie stated during a ceremony

Free: Paid for by tax-payers (e.g. "free health care")

Right: A privilege subject to the whims of govt

Loophole: A remaining freedom targeted for elimination

Education: Indoctrination

Government: A mob of parasites who live off the labors of productive people

Politics: The art of living off others "for their own good"

Income tax: Moneys paid to the mob for "protection"

Town Hall Meeting: A staged event whose audience is limited to carefully-selected sycophants
(who ask such challenging questions as "How can we help ?"),
and whose intent is give the false impression that "the people" have some say in a predetermined outcome

Poll: A news-media questioneer designed to measure the effectiveness of their propaganda

Anti-government: One who opposes any form of govt tyranny

Extremist:
1. One who will not compromise on everything.
2. One who knows the Constitution and actually expects the govt to abide by it.

Narrow-minded: Basing one's opinions exclusively on facts and reason, without regard to feelings or consensus

Racist: An insult (usually baseless) intended to distract from the fact that the accuser is a fascist

Fiasco: Any murderous act committed by a govt agency (e.g. "Waco and Ruby Ridge were fiascoes.")

Terrorist: One who will shoot back during a fiasco

Assault weapon: Any weapon which might be effective in defending oneself against a fiasco

Compound: A patriot's home

Drug war:
1. An all-out assault on the bill of rights, conceived by traitors,
and waged by moronic thugs.
2. A means by which large drug companies and cartels use govt to imprison
their "free-lance" competitors, and help maintain the highest possible
prices for their products

Contribution: Tax

Enemy Combatant: A magical phrase, which when invoked, authorizes federal agents deny Americans any/all rights

Hate: Any opinions or belief which threatens the progress of fascism

Peace: The absence of resistance to fascism

Freedom: The ability to live in any manner approved by those in power

Civilized: Domesticated. Emasculated. Disarmed.

Crime: A violation of law committed by a patriot

Mistake: A violation of law committed by a fascist

Fishing expedition: A criminal investigation of a fascist

Global governance: World government

Federal grant: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to political prostitutes so as to assure their subservience

Faith-based Initiative: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to religious prostitutes so as to assure their subservience

Gun-free zone: A criminal game preserve (where murderous gunmen need not worry about "the game" shooting back)

The streets: Your homes (e.g. "We must get guns off the streets.")
Note: Neocons use the same term when referring to drugs they don't like.

Human resources: People to be exploited by the State

Liberal intellectual: A fanciful figure (akin to intelligent chicken)

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Very Clever

bump for

very interesting read.

Prepare & Share the Message of Freedom through Positive-Peaceful-Activism.

A bump

For making my day, in the hopes that it makes someone else's.
I have pinned a copy of this to my desktop in word format to use as an aid when "interpreting" what passes for news in this day and age.

Thanks for the belly laugh.

Paul.

Funny stuff.

Funny stuff.

Funny, and true!

BUMP!

Congratulations!

You have convincingly channeled Ambrose Bierce. Your newly revised Devils' Dictionary is a rich distillation of collectivist doublethink. Now -- amplify, alphabetize, cross reference, collate, and PUBLISH!

(oh -- but, "21th"? Does your keyboard have a lisp?)

Gaea Vindice

LXXI BC: Ego sum Spartacus // MDCCCLVII: I am Dred Scott // MCMVL: Ich bin Anne Frank // MMX: Je suis Assange // MMXI: Ik ben von NotHaus

yea - sorry about the "lisp" :-).

and in the title, of all things !

How about adding "conservative" and "liberal" what up.

What have you got for a . . . .

Authoritarian Totalitarian Fatalist

Corporate feudalism

sycophant

And never forget, “Humans, despite our artistic pretensions, our sophistication and many accomplishments, owe the fact of our existence to a six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”

Awesome!

Blessings )o(

It also gives us a very special, secret pleasure to see how unaware the people around us are of what is really happening to them. —Adolph Hitler

Blessings )o(

fan-freaking-tastic!

Hilarious and spot-on.