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Submitted by Michael Nystrom on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 14:15
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Thanks Gina for sending along this video by Tim Hawkins - The Government Can!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...

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Hey everybody!

Submitted by SirFelix on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:46.

Gather around,

I'm here to give you anything you like.

You want free college, energy, mortgages? ha ha ha Whatever you like.

You have come to the right place.

Why? I'll tell you why.

Who can take your money, with a twinkle in their eye?

Take it all away and give it to some other guy. The government.

The government can.

Who can tax the sunrise? Who can tax the trees?

Let you run a business and collect up all the fees? The government.

The government can.

And the government can cause they mix it up with lies and make it all

taste good.

The government takes everything we make to pay for all of their

"solutions".

Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution.

THROW AWAY THE CONSTITUTION. SHHHHHH.

And who can give a bailout, and tell us to behave.

And make the founding fathers roll over in their grave. The government.

The government can.

And the government can cause they mix it up with lies and make it all

taste good.

The government takes everything we make, their power hungry and malicious.

Their economics are fictitious.

Soon we'll have to eat our dishes.

Who can be a failure? In so many ways, and instead of getting fired,

hey! we'll give ourselves a raise. The government.

The government can.

And the government can cause they mix it up with lies and make it all

taste good.

And your Uncle Sam can cause he mixes it with lies and make it all

taste good.

AND IT FEELS SO GOOD CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT SAYS I SHOULD!!!

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Everybody sing along!

Submitted by ShowMeRonPaul on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:55.

Who can take your dol-lars
(Who can take your dol-lars)
Turn them into poop
(Turn them into poop)
Sit you down and tell you just how good it is for you?
The government
(The government)
Whoa, the government can!

Turn them into poop - I love

Submitted by Phenom24 on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:02.

Turn them into poop - I love it..

Tim Hawkins is a Christian comedian - he's hilarious.

Check out his video spoof on Jesus Take the Wheel - Cletus Take the Reel..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc

Oh, man - that's great

Submitted by ShowMeRonPaul on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:45.

I'll put a shortcut to that on my desktop just as soon as I can get up off the floor.
Thanks!

what about War, Murder, Torture, Big Oil, Big Pharm, GMO food...

Submitted by the earthworm on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:00.

this video is obviously pretty partisan as it omits the achilles heels of the GOP and fascists by not mentioning what about War, Murder, Torture, Big Oil, Big Pharm, GMO food and on and on... just the easy targets that are cliché beefs of conservatives. If anyone on here knows this producer please encourage him to be all-inclusive...

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awesome

Submitted by cc3 on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:49.

I could put that on a permanent repeat and listen to it all day long. Thank you

hillarious, best video ive

Submitted by troyusaguy on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:00.

hillarious, best video ive seen in a long time!

Digg it!

Submitted by THX1138 on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:55.

Absolutely the best!
http://digg.com/d3128gN

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Thanks for the digg link -- the video is frickin' hilarious!!

Submitted by D4L on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:03.

What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!

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What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!

I sent this

Submitted by quiltingsando on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:43.

to everyone I know.

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Wow -- Is this one of our guys here on DP?

Submitted by OctoBox on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:54.

I love cheesy corn-ball sarcastic humor.

I got a good laugh.

Octobox

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*&^ Constitution --- Constitutional Rationality

+1 thanks for the smile with

Submitted by DocLiberty on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 08:32.

+1 thanks for the smile with the truth

Throw away the Constitution...

Submitted by fordhamflash on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 00:25.

Shhhhhh.

Hilarious!

"mix it up with lies and make it all taste good..."

Submitted by tstorey on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:28.

he got it right.

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Brilliant!!!!

Submitted by realedreform on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:19.

Absolutely brilliant. Going to share on Facebook so all my FB friends can enjoy. Thanks!!!!

Ron Paul is my President

That was awesome! Thanks

Submitted by Khomar on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 20:53.

That was awesome! Thanks for posting!

Don't Inject Me (the Swine Flu Vaccine Song) by the Health Range

Submitted by declarationofre... on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 20:17.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXmw5a9kiM&feature=channel_page

"There can be only one permanent revolution - a moral one: The regeneration of the inner man."
—Tolstoy

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"The body is but a vessel for the soul,
A puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny.
And lo, the body is not eternal,
For it must feed on the flesh of others,
Lest it return to the dust whence it came.
Therefore the soul deceives and despises."

bump for some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time..

Submitted by want_my_country_back on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 20:07.

Have any of you seen Greg Morton's "Obama Man Can"????

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."

-Alexis de Tocqueville

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"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."

-Alexis de Tocqueville

Awesome!

Submitted by The Granger on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 19:53.

I LOVE it!!

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Man, I could have used this last night

Submitted by IMissLiberty on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 19:43.

I made a similar argument in front of my city council last night, that they're being used by residents to try and steal my property to be given to others. (An oil company has leased my mineral rights and those of 700 of my neighbors, but other neighbors living next to the oilfield want to shut it down--presumably without compensating anyone for their losses.)

This would be the oilfield that provides the gas we use to heat our homes and water. They voted to impose an emergency moratorium on new wells, but not before one of councilmembers called me a liar because I said I know people who have already died without getting the royalties they might be due if oil was found on their property.

Next up: I'll have to help pay for the lawsuit(s) to follow, against my own interests.

IMissLiberty

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Thank you!!!!

Submitted by robinsoncom on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 16:50.

Man I needed that! Thanks!

Here's another Candy Man

Submitted by john2k on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 16:12.

Here's another Candy Man twist by Greg Morton from back in April: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhkF3dqXR0

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It's still great

Submitted by The Granger on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 20:04.

I think Obama has himself a theme song

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my comment on youtube

Submitted by legalizeliberty on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 15:08.

great video - posted on dailypaul(dot)com where Ron Paul rEVOLution has a home

I think it is a good idea to post similar comments on youtube videos which I posted on DP so we can bring some new people here and help spread the message.

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I couldn't stop laughing.

Submitted by SWAN213 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 14:54.

I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you so much for posting this. I sent it to my friends and family. I really needed a good laugh today!

“Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value - zero”. Voltaire-1729
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Northeast Regional Conference

Submitted by moonbow on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 14:39.

Someone in charge of programming for the conference next month needs to book this guy for entertainment. I'm just sayin' as all...