Obviously we still live in the dark ages....I thought this was the Onion but it turns out to be the real deal
Submitted by dexterszyd on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 17:02
The Catholic Church has got to be the most irrelevant ridiculous organization I have ever seen...They are still in the Dark Age
You gotta read this:
"Give us this day our daily... Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210519/Never-mind-p...
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This is by a "London-based Catholic Truth Society"...
Not directly from the vatican.
It is funny, though.
I'm reminded of "Animal House" when the young boy is praying in his room as a woman flies through his window and lands on the bed.
He looks to the heavens and says, "Thank you, God!"
I may not know the truth, but I know when I'm being lied to...
I may not know the truth, but I know when I'm being lied to...
Nice! I forgot all about that
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I recite.......
the declaration of independence before sex and it turns me into smilin bob
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don't knock it till you try
don't knock it till you try it
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Don't even need to read it
keep religion out of Dp in my opinion. We all have a few things in common: liberty, activism, freedom, cutting edge news. Stay away from the religious threads, they divide us........
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Division happens when one
Division happens when one party decides to leave the relationship. Conflict does not cause division, lack of commitment does. In fact conflict cannot be properly dealt with and opinions cannot be truthfully expressed unless all involved are committed to stay in the relationship and endure the conflict. If I believe my opinion will be a threat to the relationship, then I will either leave the relationship, or suppress my opinion.
We've been raised in a society that leaves relationships as soon as conflict arises and seeks new relationships where conflict is absent (until it arises again). This is why churches are meaningless places of empty rhetoric, marriages are indistinguishable from roommate arrangements, and political affiliations are mindless facades with vague platforms, so vague that nobody could agree or disagree about what the party is actually trying to accomplish, because we don't want to cause any conflict or everyone will leave.
Bravo!
We've been raised in a society that leaves relationships as soon as conflict arises and seeks new relationships where conflict is absent (until it arises again). This is why churches are meaningless places of empty rhetoric, marriages are indistinguishable from roommate arrangements, and political affiliations are mindless facades with vague platforms, so vague that nobody could agree or disagree about what the party is actually trying to accomplish, because we don't want to cause any conflict or everyone will leave.
That's the best synopsis of America/Now I've read all year.
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I'd have to agree with you....
That was brilliant.
I may not know the truth, but I know when I'm being lied to...
I may not know the truth, but I know when I'm being lied to...
An arrogant
thread by a know-it-all who bashes other people for entertainment.
Lighten up BigT
BTW
Sorry about your sense of humor
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For Freedom!
STUGOTS! To the high and felutent establishment!
Paultian Powerhouse!
I'm not
Catholic, but after reading the article, I see nothing wrong with it. It's calling for couples to be more loving with one another...
On a lighter note, I would only be willing to do this prayer WAY before "things" got started...wouldn't want to stop just when "things" were getting interesting, if you know what I mean...
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So know it's ok to tell us
So now it's ok to tell us what to do in the bedroom?
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Ok, the spiritual thing...fine
But for Pete sake, we still worship invisible men and take our guidance from a guy in a silly hat that lives in Rome who also was a Hitler youth...
I am not being offensive but only looking from the outside in. I think Catholicism is a practice from centuries long ago that just seems down right silly in today's day and time...
The whole idea of a religious movement telling me when its a good time to pray and what I should and should not be doing is absurd.
Lets face it...Marriage is a man made thing and sex in its basic sense is simply to perpetuate our existence...
For Freedom!
For Freedom!
STUGOTS! To the high and felutent establishment!
Paultian Powerhouse!
Is this considered "foreplay"
For Freedom!
For Freedom!
STUGOTS! To the high and felutent establishment!
Paultian Powerhouse!
or, 'forepray'
LOL
ha ha
For Freedom!
For Freedom!
STUGOTS! To the high and felutent establishment!
Paultian Powerhouse!
LOL
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I think that's what they do in China
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LOL
again!
Mike , you only are allowed to pray in China....
- if you are part of the Three Self Movement :all other prayers, if caught, are forced to clean the sewers with minimal protection.
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I meant "forepray"
But I guess it would actually be "folepray"
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Folepray?
Fole?
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Fa ra ra ra ra???
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You're probraree going to have to show
the actual clip from the Christmas story, or is it stolly? ROR!!!
"I don't endorse anything they say"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGyhlNY0y1k
remember
none of their religouse leaders are allowed to have sex, so what do they know.
I am so glad I am a baptist (independent fundemental premillinial) to be specific.
As they are hurting no one, why do you care ??
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I wonder if
they'll come up with a special prayer for the priests to recite before they pack fudge with young boys.
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I don't like trashing any religion because one or two of them said or did something dumb. The Catholic Church has a lot to learn, but so does Islam, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, Christian Science, Baptist and Protestant Religions, Atheism, Satanism and every single other religion you could ever think of. For that matter, people in general need to get their act together.
Think about the absolute nutjobs that run around on this website, do they speak for us? Absolutely not.
Please speak for yourself only then. I don't see it as trashing
a religion, it's just really absurd what the Catholic church comes up with.
What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!
What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!
I will speak for myself
and it is really absurd what some of the people on this website come up with, and no, the don't speak for US. They might speak for you D4L, they might speak for some other people that frequent this site, but they do not speak for US, as in the Ron Paul Revolution.
We are not idiots, We are not a group of nutcases that embrace any theory that says the Government is Evil. We are not idiots, although we accept them because we need everyone We can get.
I think We are doing a great job, and if We stay on message we will continue to have an impact, but if We allow morons to hijack our message to spread their own fetish above Our true message, then We will have done all of this for Nothing