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I want haircut insurance

Submitted by MikeLawson on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 20:35
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We all have the right to trimmed hair.

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I want hair removal included in haircut insurance !

Submitted by ron_paul_operative on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:45.

I seem to holding out alright against hairloss on the top of my head, but, everywhere else seems to be in hypertrophy.

I had this vision, i think in a dream, that the chemtrials in the sky were actually aerosolized Rogaine and it was causing my soon to be werewolf status.
You follicularly challenged people have convinced me this is not happenning.

I want free hair removal, anywhere i want, back, ears, nose, etc.

Brazillians for the ladies too upon (my) request.

My friend lives in Canada...

Submitted by Nui on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:29.

where everyone has haircut insurance.
By the time he was approved for his haircut,
he had too many bare follicles to make a reasonable mullet.
So then he combed the yellow pages for a good hair transplant
doctor, but when he tried to get reimbursed from the government
they gave him the brush off.

Friend of my friend's friend

Submitted by Janusz on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:58.

Friend of my friend's friend in USA was waiting in hospital emergency room for help but checking his insurance took too long and he died without any help.
Haircut insurance in USA would cost probably 800 per year as insurance premium of "blu scisor blue razor" would have to pay CEO multimilion bonuses and dividents to share holders in Saudi Arabia and China.
You guys are pathetic defending system that makes health care the most expensive in the world and with small exceptions much worse than in countries that have single payer system. If you want to pay $12000 per day hospital room and $40 for two Tylenol pills defend corporate extortion of sick people.
Obama plan is worthless as it preserves Health Insurance status quo.
If you think government is not able provide decent healthcare please explain me why people in Germany, France, UK and many more countries do not riot on the street and quite opposite enjoy the system but please stop concentraiting on few examples of rich impatient people who had enough money to come and pay for some hi tech medical procedure in USA.

Can you imagine what a haircut would cost if we had

Submitted by Henry on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:09.

haircut insurance? Probably $200.

And if the government made the insurance mandatory, people who get haircuts at home from a family member would no longer take care of things themselves. Before you knew it, there would be lines at barber and beauty shops, and barbers and beauticians would need to hire clerks to handle the paperwork.

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"The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence." Thomas H. Huxley

lol

Submitted by kevinz on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:13.

indeed, most probably.

I want hair insurance:

Submitted by Tramp on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:02.

If I have to pay for everyone else to have haircut insurance, I want hair insurance. Hell, I just want hair!
As entitlements go, everyone should be entitled to hair.
Lets call Barbara and see if we can get this worked out. She's always up for punching out entitlements.

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It's only fair!

Submitted by scdecade on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:25.

If everyone gets haircut insurance, then I want FREE hair transplant surgery. I WANT HAIR! Fair is fair so I get some hair! And unless I also get FREE shampoo and conditioner, then I will have been made worse off by my new hair so I deserve that too. I've never actually used conditioner but I'd start if someone/everyone finally recognizes my natural right to hair, hair surgery, and assorted brand name haircare products. Nobody should go broke because they've got no hair.

ROFL

Submitted by Realdeal on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:51.

LOL Now you've done it. I can't quit laughing. That's almost poetic. LOL Funniest post ever. :-D

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"Nobody should go broke because they've got no hair." ~ scdecade

Once every month or two, I use an electric trimmer,

Submitted by ODell Equip on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 08:33.

I start at my neck, go up over my head, and then back again to make sure I didn't miss anything. I don't use the guard, so my hair is anywhere from 1/8 inch to an inch in the 2 month time period.

My question is, what does the dali o'bama like on his toast? Jelly or does he sometimes have it toasted with peanut butter, crunchy or plain?

"What was taken from the boomers, it ain't there, what was taken from the X'ers it ain't there, what is being taken from their great, great, great squared grandchildren it ain't there. Some generation just has to have the guts to quit passing it on." Me

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dali o'bama - LOL

Submitted by Realdeal on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:20.

I need my hair cut right now. I can't wait 6 months for an appointment.

I have a right to good haircuts.

Can't resist... Where there

Submitted by nelsonwinters on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 08:28.

Can't resist...

Will there be a pubic option?

Kim Jong-Il is way ahead of you!

Submitted by jcr@mac.com on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 07:53.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let's_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_socialist_lifestyle

-jcr

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Will that cover henna?

Submitted by SusanneV on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 07:53.

And conditioner?
Maybe expand it to cover manicures and pedicures too?
Hell, I want a whole new wardrobe.
We must look our best.

LMAO

Submitted by showmeron on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 07:39.

leave my mullet alone!!!

Help is at hand, the government wouldn't want you having to

Submitted by Hannah2 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 07:20.

worry about insurance or untidy hair... the hair growth stop vaccine is in testing stage. They take their time testing it thoroughly unlike other vaccines but they want to make sure no more hair growth after one vaccine.

the problem will be...

Submitted by jimbozfight on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 07:02.

in the future the co pay for a cut will be 30 bucks due to budget cuts

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We'll need a czar and a

Submitted by JeffD on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:57.

We'll need a czar and a department to take this monumental task on.

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did anyone else hear BO talk

Submitted by RicheyG on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:52.

did anyone else hear BO talk about "dipping into our savings" for healthcare?

what savings???

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The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.

- Calvin Coolidge

Does the U.S. Gov. have savings?

Submitted by libertyBoy on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 07:23.

YES - "dipping into our savings" = Silently stealing whats left in private citizens savings accounts via the Infaltion tax.

Why would I listen to the Usurper?

Submitted by Ragnar D on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:55.

Ron Paul is my President.

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Ron Paul is my President.

Everyone will be required ...

Submitted by Fritz on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:49.

to get haircut insurance just like everyone is required to get car insurance. Obama said so tonight.

You think haircuts are expensive now...

Submitted by joeFL on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:32.

wait till they are free! Haircut reform now!

I want more than a trim

Submitted by Misfit4Peace on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:30.

I want a nice new style too...

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haha

Submitted by RicheyG on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:15.

but what if i'm Sikh and my religion forbids the cutting of hair?

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The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.

- Calvin Coolidge

I want only approved haircuts.

Submitted by RonPauler on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:03.

I don't want my premiums going to pay for someone's dread locks.

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and ofcourse the barbers

Submitted by RicheyG on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:18.

and ofcourse the barbers need a govt. approved license...

all offenders will be jailed for 3 - 5 years.

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The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.

- Calvin Coolidge

This is a truism right now

Submitted by SC Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 09:20.

As it stands in SC, you must be "tested" before a Cosmetology Board in Columbia. If you pass, you are licensed. If you miss one year of "continuing education", you lose your license and have to be "reschooled".

"Kitchen cutters" are illegal in SC. BUT there is no stopping bartering in haircuts, perms and color.

Signed "Fried, dyed and laid to the side in SC"

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Freedom is: not having to do what you don't want to do.
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Freedom is: not having to do what you don't want to do.
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Why all the negativity about haircut insurance?

Submitted by frzngds on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 21:48.

Just imagine how much cheaper and more effective haircuts will be with an insurance corporation and the Gov't between you and your barber. Right now in this country there are over 300 million without haircut insurance....this is a national emergency! Hopefully our dear leader Obama will address this dire situation...and soon.

If my hair doesn't get the help it needs fast.... :-(

Submitted by D4L on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 21:56.

What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!

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What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!