PANDEMIC STRIKES U.S. CAPITOL

Authored by: Dennis P. Morgan Jr. 09-13-2009

The IZBO or International Zionist Bankers Organization declared a “Level 7 Pandemic Alert” earlier today after 2,000,000 people who were gathered on the genetically engineered West Lawn of the Capitol Building yesterday, became infected with Libertarianism.

The Organization has decided to downplay the media attention on what they are now calling “an isolated event” for fear of patriotic hysteria which could lead to more widespread outbreaks.

Eye witnesses at ground zero of the outbreak reported that they noticed the distinct scent of astro turf and dissention in the air.

No persons were hospitalized during this harrowing event but one little boy was returned to his parents by police after being lost.

The White House has been dodging questions all day about similar reports of smaller localized events in 45 other states.

Persons who were infected may be exhibiting anti-government themed signs, with symptoms including: anger, frustration, vocalized aggression including bouts of chanting, singing, and fist pumping.

The WHO or World Health Organization has responded with a call to all vaccine manufactures worldwide to have a vaccine prepared by weeks end to combat this highly contagious ideal.

Obama´s newly appointed “Czar of Taxation Protestation” Mika Brezinski daughter of Zibigniew Brezinski and currently co-host of MSNBC´s “Morning Joe” was quoted as saying “This is the most lethal and dangerous form of resistance any administration in our long history has ever faced. This borders on true patriotism and must be eradicated with all necessary force.”

Emergency legislation was passed in the middle of the night just hours after the outbreak without a vote to implement the MAVP or Mass Aerial Vaccination Program. Vice President Joe Biden and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi released a joint statement saying “It is time to roundup these weeds.”

The CDC or Center for Disease Control is urging any Americans who may be experiencing feelings of freedom and or liberty to seek Government Assistance immediately.

Following the declaration, President Obama posted an announcement on his website stating that “Anyone showing signs of extreme patriotism or critical thinking should be detained, quarantined and flagged for collection.”