In todays news . . . . . . .peace was declared

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Dogs declared peace on cats, then continued to chase them.

Cats declared peace on mice, then ate them.

The Israelis and the Palestinians declared peace on each other, then kicked each others ass.

Bass declared peace on minnows, then ate them.

Friction declared peace on the engine, then blew it.

The earth declared peace on the moon, then shot it.

A wife beater declared peace on his wife, then kicked her in the face.

The school bully declared peace on the fat kid, then took his lunch.

The crips and bloods declared peace on each other, then shot 10 people.

And most importantly borax o'bama declared peace on Iraq, Afghanistan, the American people received the noble peace prize. Can you see the pattern? Can you guess what he did then?

The same damn thing. After all war is peace, right is wrong, wrong is right, bad is good, and good is bad.

Anyone else feel like Rod Serling or Alfred Hitchcock is filming a movie with us in it, and not telling us?

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you mean...

say one thing but do another..?

that pattern?

The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.

- Calvin Coolidge