UK: Males should pee on compost heaps to save the planet
Ideas for increasing future yields in our gardens.
Urinate on the compost heap to save the planet says the National Trust
Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged.
By Louise Gray, Environment Correspondent
Published: 7:30AM GMT 13 Nov 2009
The rather unusual practice is already actively encouraged at stately homes around the country where "pee bales" have been deposited in secluded areas of National Trust gardens to allow male members of staff to relieve themselves.
The Trust, which actively campaigns on climate change, said answering the call of nature outside saves both on water and the energy used in flushing the lavatory.
Urine can also speed up the chemical process in the compost heap, making it a better fertiliser to help grow vegetables and save even more energy in reducing food miles.
Male urine is better than female urine because it is slightly less acidic.
At Wimpole Estate in Cambridgeshire up to 20 male staff are being encouraged to use a straw "pee bale" that is then added to the compost heap and eventually spread on the garden and fields.
Rosemary Hooper, Wimpole estate’s in-house 'master composter', who provides composting advice to visitors, encouraged anyone to urinate on their compost heap.
“Most people can compost in some way in their own gardens," she said "Peeing on a compost heap activates the composting process helps to produce a ready supply of lovely organic matter to add back to the garden."
She insisted it will not make the compost heap smell any worse and could eventually make sweet-smelling flowers come up better.
“Adding a little pee just helps get it all going; it’s totally safe and a bit of fun too," she added.
Tamzin Phillips, the National Trust’s 'compost doctor', also urged people to urinate on the compost heap.
“An average flush of the lavatory can use anything from four and a half to nine litres of water each time, but what people may not realise is that this water is treated to the same standard as drinking water and shouldn’t be wasted."
Urinating outdoors or in the shower is advocated by environmental activists, including Cameron Diaz, as a way of tacking climate change by saving water and energy.
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Uh-oh
They are going to catch hell from the Global Warming crowd for this one.
Composting releases CO2 and methane into the atmosphere, which are both greenhouse gases.
Composting also creates heat.
The people who still believe in that Global Warming scam are going to be apoplectic!
Should we "save water", or "destroy the habitat of the polar bears and walruses"?
What's a mother to do?
Oh, teh noes!!!!!!!!
BTW, I loved the part where they wrote, "including Cameron Diaz"!
LOLOLOL!
Not to mention, what will happen if we reach "Peak Pee"?
hahahaha
I guess they want
us to go back to the outhouse and burning candles next.
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You nailed it. Degradation is what it's all about.
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If it makes sense
go for it.
How does she know it's fun?
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A hidden camera perhaps.
There are lots of surveillance cameras in Britain.
Does Congress count as a
Does Congress count as a compost heap?
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No, they do not...
because compost eventually works to generates life and sustinence. Congress, at present, is just a rotting heap of greed and abuse.
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Gov't always has to be involved
in the most mundane details, so this sounds like a fun way to go about it.
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