Humor: How bad is the economy?Submitted by scdecade on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 15:24
Someone just forwarded me a funny email:
How Bad Is The Economy?
--The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
--It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
--The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
--The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
--The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
--The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
--The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
--The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
--The economy is so bad Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
--The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
--The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
--Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!