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Humor: How bad is the economy?

Someone just forwarded me a funny email:

How Bad Is The Economy?
--The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
--It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
--The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
--The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
--The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
--The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
--The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
--The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
--The economy is so bad Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
--The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
--The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
--Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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Excellent!

Freakin Hillarious! I like the one about the Maffia. Hahaha!

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.- Ben Franklin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Ha! Good ones!

Here is a photo of a how bad it is

http://themindoftefft.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ba...

and another :Wile E. Coyote

http://www.franklin.ma.us/auto/upload/schools/fhs/639-the-ec...
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"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

LOL

Thanks LB! I forwarded the first picture to the woman who sent me the email. She's a HUGE animal lover so I'm sure she'll smile.

Liberty Belle- Loved the

Liberty Belle- Loved the photo of the 3 drunks!

Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."- Thomas Jefferson

There is no Left or Right -- there is only freedom or tyranny. Everything else is an illusion, an obfuscation to keep you confused and silent as the world burns around you." - Philip Brennan

"Invest only in things that you can stand in front of and pr

Thanks !!

I needed that. Those were great.

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain