Homeland Security Chum - the song

Feed your Homeland Security Chum to your sharks today!

Here's another premaster - to be polished and served on my upcoming album "Scary Country". I played with a number of voices ranging from my Tin Pan Alley voice to my Wiggles voice, finally settling on my pseudo-Russian voice:

http://www.doctorsparkles.com/audio/DOCTOR_SPARKLES-Homeland...

Lyrics:

My friends, allow me to present a genuine TS agent
Appointed by the president, my Homeland Security Chum

IQ a fifth of what he weighs, He’s no stranger to delays
It’s just a job but he loves to taze for Homeland Security, chum.

Like a big fish preying on the little fishes in the school
Who better to top his food chain than you – sharks in my pool

He can be a bit malicious if you act the least suspicious
But deep inside he’s still delicious Homeland Security Chum

He’s the fascist face of airport gating, packing and intimidating
For what could you be compensating, Homeland Security Chum?

My friends, I’m sure you’ll gladly greet the highest grade of all white meat
Tastes like chicken and stinky feet, my Homeland Security Chum

The superior choice for a shark’s tum tum…
Homeland Security Chum