Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

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The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane," he said.

Fortunately for travelers, and, one suspects, for T.S.A. agents, the scanners are designed to measure things like radiation and explosive levels -- not private parts.

But Carville isn't worried about his privacy: "I don't care. I'm up in the air all the time, like George Clooney," he said, referring to the Hollywood leading man's latest film.

H/T: Emily Goodin

http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-...

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Hopefully

with all the DNA damage these scanners are reported to do, the scanners will shred his entire reptilian family bloodline, and prevent any of them from reproducing ever again.
Kind of like that roach bait.

The unfortunate thing, is that other decent people will submit to being scanned as well.

I usually get a blank stare when I ask them if, they are willing to let their 8 year old kids' naked body be stared at by some stranger at the airport.

I liked on of the comments directed at Carville, on the original article page.

"It's a scanner...Not a microscope"

You gotta be kidding me.

Hope they have a good scroll button on the mouse if I go through there.

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I would be more concerned of the cancer it would cause than the "length"
just my opinion I could be wrong

I feel the fight would be stronger with child porn,
{what parent is going to want their 10yr old daughter insight of the perverts sitting behind the screen} rather than adult shots.

Columbus, Platte Co. Nebraska

Carville is an

Imbecile

For Freedom!
STUGOTS! To the high and felutent establishment!
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