SWAT Team Surrounds My Home Looking for Ninja Pizza Bandit

Today my home was surrounded by Police, FBI, SWAT teams armed with machine guns and even a sniper that set up position in front of the house (not a good sniper since I spotted him right away). They insisted there was a pizza bandit hiding in my home. This is no joke.

SWAT team deploys, but robbery suspect isn't there
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_14181026

They arrived pounding on the doors and windows, so I was already upset to begin with, but then when I answered the door, a plain clothes officer in a parka and night cap, who looked and acted like a criminal himself, jammed his leg in the door so I couldn't close it. When I asked him to move his leg, he refused saying that he had to have his leg there so I couldn't close the door. He said he had to talk to me.

I checked their badges because they were acting like criminals and I wasn't sure if they weren't. They told me who the pizza bandit was and showed me a photo. When I told him I never heard of the pizza bandit and had never seen him before, he insisted I was lying and told me he wanted to search the house. Well, thanks to my education on the Constitition from the Daily Paul, Youtube, and other liberty oriented sites I told him no.

Some more officers came, I think one was FBI, and they said something like, "We're not threatening you, but if you don't let us in to search your home, we'll just get a search warrant and search your home anyway and it will be a lot worse for you."

I told them there was no pizza bandit in my home and I would not let them search. In their minds, this started a standoff and even more police came, along with all the media in big vans with antennas. The roads were blocked off with police cars and cones in three directions and firetrucks arrived lighting the neighborhood up like Christmas again. When a police negotiator started calling asking me to allow them to search or to come out of the house, I continued to refuse and told them about the Constitution.

I said something like, "You cant go around searching the homes of people and accusing them of harboring fugitives on guess work."

The more I resisted, the angrier they seemed to become. They started pulling vehicles into my yard to shine spotlights on the house. And demanded that I come out of the house - I was not going to come out, because I knew what they would do to me if I did at that point.

The police had my phone bugged and they were blocking incoming calls from the media and family after the negotiator showed up, so I figured the best thing I could do was call an attorney. I don't know if it's coincidence or not, but when I called an attorney, everything started to change for the better while talking to him.

Note: memorize the cell phone number of a good attorney - you never know when you might need to call.

Shortly thereafter, the police realized the pizza bandit really wasn't in my home and I was telling them the truth.

Suddenly, with the police at fault, it turned from a big news story into something that began to get swept under the rug. The media vans began leaving and there was very little coverage after that. And, there is absolutely no substantial coverage about how a large police force of SWAT and FBI surrounded the wrong house in a "standoff," lasting several hours because someone didn't want their home searched.

Since most sheeple that watch the news would probably say I should have given in and let the SWAT team storm through my home anyway, I thought I would share it with you guys here at Daily Paul, because I know everyone here would appreciate reading about a fellow patriot refusing unjustified searches of American homes.


Bonus Education (watch this!):

Don't Talk to Cops Part 1 - Defense Attorney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik

Don't Talk to Cops Part 2 - Police Detective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE