Need a laugh? Obama's Ohio jobs speech!Submitted by AttilasDaughter on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 18:54
"Today, because of the actions we took, the worst of this economic storm has passed."
"This has been a decade where some Americans made huge amounts of money, while many others pedaled faster and faster, only to find themselves stuck in the same place, or even slipping behind."
(decade being the new code for: Bush's fault, not mine)
"But this isn't about me. It's about you."
"That's why I'm calling on Congress to pass a jobs bill to put more Americans to work rebuilding roads and railways,..."
(passing a jobs bill....that's gonna get it done)
"So long as I'm President, I'll never stop fighting to protect you from the kind of deceptive practices we've seen from some in the financial sector."
Blablablub...You get the idea
“Today, because of the actions we took, the worst of this economic storm has passed. But families like yours and communities like Elyria are still reeling from the devastation left in its wake. Folks have seen jobs you thought would last forever disappear. You’ve seen plants close and businesses shut down. I’ve heard about how the city government here is bare bones. And how you can’t get to work or go buy groceries like you used to because of cuts in the county transit system.”
“Let me tell you – so long as I have the privilege of serving as your President, I’ll never stop fighting for you. I’ll take my lumps, too. I’ll never stop fighting to bring jobs back to Elyria. I’ll never stop fighting for an economy where hard work is rewarded, where responsibility is honored, where accountability is upheld, where we’re creating the jobs of tomorrow.”
“I’ll never stop fighting to open up government. That’s why we put in place the toughest ethics laws and toughest transparency rules of any administration in history.”
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