Libertarian DictionarySubmitted by Sponner on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 21:05
In the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary I would like offer my poor imitation and see what evreyone can come up with also.
Here are some from Ambrose himself-
Virtues, n. pl. Certain abstentions
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated
Liberty, n. One of imagination's most precious possessions
Justice, n. A commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility
Now my poor imitation-
Income Tax-Currently a system of "voluntary compliance" where the citizens pay their patriotic duty for the State's favors and protection.
DEA-Government employees responsible for ridding the world of voluntary drug use. Occassionally seen to sell and use drugs themselves.
Federal Reserve-Tyrannical tool of totalitarianism. Thought to "stabalize" prices and unemployment. WTH?
Ray Kurzweil-Scientist who wants to live in a computer for enternity.Believed by Alex Jones to be evil mastermind ala Brave New World, The Matrix.
President of the United States-Believed to be busy "running the country." Mostly running it into a hyperinfationary hellhole.
World Government-Evil plot where small group becomes immortal and kills rest of species by endless feeding of Television and TV Dinners, chem trails and fluoride.
Sarah Palin-Attractive woman thought be the second coming of the devil by liberals, godsend by conservatives.
Libertarian-Classical liberal or tolerant conservative.
Evolution-Satanic idea used to explain fighting over resources, status, power and reproduction.
Psychiatry-Pseudoscience used to rid the world of responsibility.
Leap of Free Will-Similar to the "leap of faith."
lol ok sounds authoratative and cynical and probably stupid Anyone want to add their own defintions?
FCC, Janet Napolitano, FOX news, NBA....anything really if you can make it wise and funny the better.