A little humor

The liberal Democrats are asking us to give
Obama time.
I agree and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
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America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi
needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new
Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind
you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with
a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's
cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers
and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and
his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.