I Will Post this Every time Mr. Cheney gets Sick
Submitted by ThePhaedrus on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 01:25There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper on the way to
work, glance at the headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day
after day the man would go through this routine. Finally the newsboy
could not stand it and he asked the man, "Why do you always buy
a paper and only look at the front page before discarding it?"
The man replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."
"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the newspaper."
"Young man," he said, "the son of a bitch I'm looking for will be
on the front page."
Cheney
Cheney has been dying of the same heart attack for 20 and some odd years. One can only hope his latest hospitalization is his last. If not, the hope would be that he comes down with a permanent case of laryngitis.
Cheney hospitalized with chest pains Monday
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/02/22/cheney.hospitalized/i...
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I had no idea that
Ron Paul winning that straw poll would upset him that bad.
Bump
Awesome!!!!
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Ouch
Stop it I am trying not to think about it. Makes me feel guilty for my thoughts. Or afraid of being disappointed. Oooooh such mixed emotions ;/ What kind of world is it when a kind hearted soul like me has such terrible thoughts? I am not the kind to wish anyone harm. Then again how much less harm would be done to others without him. Shame on you Dick.
That. Rocks.
That. Rocks.
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