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Guam is going to tip over!!


I am sure glad we have intelligent leaders in the House like Hank Johnson. This must be why they want to starve us all, so we don't "tip over and capsize" imagine how bad that would be for the whole continent to tip over.

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if you liked this video, his website has many more videos of him rambling incoherently about gas prices and other fun topics. My parents vote for him every time just to prove that they will vote for anyone that the democratic party tells them to. The red team doesn't even run anybody against him because the district would never consider voting for a non-democrat.

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"Treason for Stupidity"

Can we do that yet?

"You underestimate the character of man." | "So be off now, and set about it." | Up for a game?

Tip over???

Is he for real? What's he been smokin'?

affirmation: President Paul 2008

FYI about Hank Johnson

His seat is the one that was vacated by Cynthia McKinney

Also, its an urban Atlanta district That has $350,000 Bubble McMansions sandwiched between older homes on the crack side of town. Tense.

If this could be converted to a 30 second spot..

...it would be an incredibly powerful tool for the cause


Remember..these are the people that are making decisions about the laws that govern your lives...maybe it's time to start paying attention.

paid for by CFL, friends of RP, whatever..

Great idea

but we would get slapped with the "racist" card, don't you know . . .

Phil. 4:13

Yep, this is stupid, but it's no dumber...

than the myth of Adam & Eve. Some of us don't have much room to ridicule...

'Cause there's a monster on the loose

I had to watch this 3 times to be sure

what a stoner.....puffpuff no pass.

Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

this is just like the ocular penetration video

This is fake. Watch this video and it seems just as authentic.


You have found the problem with the American electorate!


It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people that pay no price for being wrong.
Thomas Sowell

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except for the onion logo in yours

this...sadly...is real.

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thank you but

my post was entirely sarcastic.

But you get the gold star for trying.

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*licks finger*

kurtisohio is on the level.

*marks tally, sheepishly walks away*

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lol! Have a great weekend Jon!


for real?!

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'tip over and capsize' Comment was Joke, Says Congressman


hopefully he wasn't trying to connect the island tipping over to hurting the coral reefs...

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What about the rest of his idiotic questioning on the size of the island?

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clearly it was a very complex metaphor

or he has the intelligence of driveway gravel.

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Low intelligence is more dangerous than no intelligence.

Driveway gravel just sits there.

But sit a retard in front of a nuclear launch button and watch out!

"...at it's widest level is 12 miles shore to shore..."

"...to your point, sir, Guam is a small island..."


I think the word he was looking for was "point."

Then after agreeing the point is Guam is a small island, Johnson goes on trying to describe the dimensions again! But then goes even further;

"I don't know how many square miles that is, do you know?"

It gets better the more times you watch it!


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no! stop at once!

It just appears to get better each time! Cosmically, the rest of the universe becomes less funny as a whole each time a brain endures that audio.

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Whaaaaaat??? I can't believe nobody's laughing!

Ok, I have to share what I received in an email about this. These are our intelligent representatives. Now, I can't confirm this is factual so take it for what it is worth. However, if it is even remotely close to being factual, YIKES!!!!

"A Washington , DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'WHY' our country is in trouble

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!?!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts .''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts ; Cape Town is in South Africa . ''
His response -- click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that that was not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me! I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG times 2)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG times 2 again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard that Dallas has a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh!)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan time is an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her that the plane went really fast -- and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , CA. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Alabama who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11. Mary Landrieu, Lousiana Senator, called with a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations. ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York ..''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally asked, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? "Year,Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!

Could ANYONE be this DUMB?


I don't write this stuff, I just pass it on for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around."


The lip of truth shall be established forever: but a lying tongue is but for a moment...Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are His delight. Prov 12:19,22

One of the company schedulers

told my husband, a 747 captain, to take a taxi from San Diego to Diego Garcia! This one is true.

Quite Humorous

shame it isn't true, it'd be some nice ammo.

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#7 cracked me up LOL


Real eyes realize real lies

We want our country back

Every year is a year for Ron Paul!

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Sweet Merciful Crap!

Sweet Merciful Crap!

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

My brain actually hates me more now having watched this.

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Your sweet merciful crap link has crapped out.


It only craps out when clicked on from Daily Paul.

If I copy the link location and paste into a new tab, it works.