Mark Twain Autobiography Available 100 Years Late. Wrote This One Myself. Procrastinated.

To the "Robotic Edition":
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Generally speaking, just as when Dr Ron Paul shakes his head and laments, "Makes no sense." We are revealing to others what truly, "Makes no sense."

Will Rogers was often in front of crowds saying, "Hey, I don't make this stuff up! It is right here in this newspaper." Then he holding up the newspaper, he would read a headline. Before he could read a paragraph, the bursts of laughter overwhelmed the place. Laughter everywhere.

I did much the same thing. Only I started in the 1850s and I made up my own news. Often, the crowd nudged each-other and chuckled.

Now, just image how Will Rogers and Mark Twain would laugh as Ron Paul is telling you the news.

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place."

Sincerely,

Mark Twain

Sempiternal,

Thank for your weather report.

"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."

Your link above is very helpful. Keep on supporting Ron Paul

This archive weather document confirms many projects by official code name and admits success & failure. Especially, with the unreported, unusual names, searches are likely to find relevant hits.

Showing link with Mark Twain annotations. Thanks Sempiternal.
http://www.dtic.mil/cgi-bin/GetTRDoc?AD=ADA283033&Location=U...
Pg 11 Various agents were used, including silver iodide, dry ice crystals, and chaff. In comparing the results from 10 storms that were seeded against a control group of 18 unseeded storms, there appeared to be a 75 percent reduction in lightning strikes in the modified storms.2 This was judged to be statistically significant although the experiments were not strictly randomized.
[Mark Twin "Lightening strikes...."]

Pg 13 Another project which aimed to alter the weather began in 1952 under the
sponsorship of the U.S. Forestry Service. This was Project Skfvre which sought to prevent lightning from igniting forest fires. The basic principle was to try to cause artificial corona discharges between numerous tiny conductors introduced into the storm and thereby harmlessly dissipate its electrical potential.'4 Various agents were used, including silver iodide, dry ice crystals, and chaff. In comparing the results from 10 storms that were seeded against a control group of 18 unseeded storms, there appeared to be a 75 percent reduction in lightning strikes in the modified storms.2 This was judged to be statistically significant although the experiments were not strictly randomized.
[ Mark Twin.. "Lightening strikes again... Still working on distribution..."]

Pg 14... probably the most famous undertaking and certainly the most germane to this paper. This was the cloud seeding operations carried out by the U.S. military... Southeast Asia from 1968 to 1972...

... objective of inhibiting the logistical operations of the North Vietnamese along the Ho Chi Minh Trail. The operation came to be known by a variety of codenames: Popeye,
Intermediary, Compatriot, and Mdorpool. It was highly classified at the time and known only to the President, a few high-ranking military officers, and the assigned aircrew. We had come a long way since Mark Twain- something was being done about the weather, but nobody was talking about it
[ Mark Twin.. Look for the "distribution" of these Code Names to search archives]

[ Mark Twin...This quote is not mine. “Mark Twain- something was being done about the weather, but nobody was talking about it” ]

P 20 Conclusion
Military weather modification is not a fantasy-it is a fact Both offensive and
suppression techniques have already been employed by military forces engaged in various
conflicts ranging from the Second World War to Vietnam. The success of these operations is controversial, the ethics somewhat doubtful and the practicality Is questionable, but they have still occurred.

[Mark Twain "The End" of "US Government Archive on Weather Modification."

[ Mark Twin.. Confirmation of my lead off quote:
"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."]

Thank you Sempiternal.