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Getting Revenge On Zombies-7 Day Outlook!!

Watch the forecast and know when your efforts may be worthy or they may be futile!! Timing is key!! There could be FIRESTORMS!! We need to make plans!! OMG!!

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My daughter loves this site

When PLEASE STOP!!! PLEASESTOP!! Lost it's Power

I'll keep going..until someone laughs or hates me or STOPS ME!
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/please-stop.html

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

This is Why I'll Never be an Adult

I have repeatedly discovered that it is important for me not to surpass my capacity for responsibility. Over the years, this capacity has grown, but the results of exceeding it have not changed.But a few times a year, I spontaneously decide that I'm ready to be a real adult. I don't know why I decide this; it always ends terribly for me. But I do it anyway. I sit myself down and tell myself how I'm going to start cleaning the house every day and paying my bills on time and replying to emails before my inbox reaches quadruple digits. Schedules are drafted. Day-planners are purchased. I stock up on fancy food because I'm also planning on morphing into a master chef and actually cooking instead of just eating nachos for dinner every night. I prepare for my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse.

The first day or two of my plans usually goes okay.....
read more here....
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-il...

DIGG IT!!
http://digg.com/comedy/This_is_Why_I_ll_Never_be_an_Adult

It always ends terribly for me..but I do it anyway

yeah..thats one of my favorites of hers and explains a lot about me

;-)

but not 'alot'

The Alot is better than you than anything:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better...

Anyway..thanks for reading ..I know YOU got a laugh! I think she is so funny!

I'm going to bed because my dreams are more fun and better than reality.

This is me!! And She Was!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSVTdAtNYE

My feet look just like that!! Genetics!

G'nite I'm happy right now..
but sometime I cry a lot ( not ALOT)
but sometimes ..I have a real snot slinger
I think 'humor' will be an important tool for survival of the mind..don't you?

And Dancing..people need to effin dance more

Love always
LB

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

heres to dancin....

you should have fun with this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0&feature=fvw
Lyrics:

You're a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
Get back in the saddle

You're on the front line
Everyone's watching
You know it's serious
We are getting closer
This isn't over

The pressure is on
You feel it
But you got it all
Believe it

When you fall get up, oh oh
If you fall get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Listen to your God
This is our motto
Your time to shine
Don't wait in line
Y vamos por todo

People are raising
Their expectations
Go on and feed them
This is your moment
No hesitations

Today's your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Believe it

If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Awela Majoni Biggie Biggie Mama One A To Zet
Athi sithi LaMajoni Biggie Biggie Mama From East To West
Bathi . . . Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh
Zonke zizwe mazi buye
Cuz this is Africa

Voice: Tsamina mina, Anawa a a
Tsamina mina
Tsamina mina, Anawa a a

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a

Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a

(2x) This time for Africa

(2x) We're all Africa

Expectations vs. Reality!

Here is the most recent ..enjoy!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/08/expectations-v...

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

I had to pretend that I was unaware of the awkwardness'

LMAO!! I love this line...

"I had to pretend that I was unaware of the awkwardness I'd caused. I had to keep singing. "

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

"You know what? F*ck Gates!

..I'm jumping over like a badass!"

later..

"As I'm lying there, crumpled and broken from my most recent attempt at meaningless success, I feel complete bewilderment at the motivation behind what I just did. There was no point. I'm sure that the decision was based on some scrap of reasoning, but in retrospect it seems that chaos and unbridled impulsivity just collided randomly to produce a totally unexplainable action with no benefit and all consequences. "

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/08/expectations-v...

No one has a funny bone tonight..

so..this is why I WILL SURVIVE AND YOU WILL NOT!!!
Because
Funny matters! ;-)

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

This lady is hilarious!!

I love her! Very funny stuff! I'm being an imp tonight and just bumping randomly.

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd