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Video: "Don't Touch My Junk" Bro... Interviewed on Fox News

Poster's note: This should be made into a country song. I can see the dollar signs now...

TSA ‘Don’t Touch My Junk’ Crusader John Tyner Interviewed on Fox News

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John Tyner, the man whose viral video refusal to have his “junk touched” has made him something of a folk hero, appeared on Fox News‘ America Live to respond to unfortunately-named TSA administrator John Pistole, among other things. While Pistole and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano maintain that the privacy of Tyner’s privates is a small sacrifice to make, software engineer Tyner says his hardware is off-limits.

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My song......

Don't Touch My Junk!

I was gettin ready for a holiday
I was working too hard and it was time to play
so time to jet off and take me some R&R
So I got my ticket and was ready to fly
Showed em my papers as they looked in my eye
Thought I was all set and ready to go
The guard said we got just one more thang
Would you please walk thru that atomic ring
So we can make sure you aint some terrorist punk
I said I opt out for the radiation
Even though it's for a safer nation
But you can pat me down, but just don't touch my junk!
Chorus...
Don't Touch My Junk!
Don't Touch My Junk!
You can pat me down
And even touch my trunk
But don't touch my Junk!
Don't touch my junk.

etc.......

Recorded by Jefferson Starfish.
;)

And even touch my trunk But

And even touch my trunk
But don't touch my Junk!

hahahahahahahhahhahahh

"The world is a dynamic mess of jiggling things, if you look at it right." - Richard Feynman

Thanks....

I have never claimed to be
a wordsmith.

This

"Post 911 Era" exqueese me, whose been punished for the 911 attacks? Seems the American public is being abused more and more in the name of 911. These machines are about making money while demeaning the populace a win win situation. Once the 911 truth gets into enough peoples heads they will be able to see what type of agent provocateur the government has been. If these tactics don't scream Police State I don't know what does. TSA, Homeland Security killing us softly since 9/11/2001. Never let a good crisis go to waste, especially when you're the one that went through the trouble of causing the crisis to begin with. Screw civil liberties, everyone's a terrorist now get in the machine!!!

9/11 was an inside job .....time to get some answers..RP 2012

Pray tell...

where in the constitution is any of this legal> Simple question.

"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves." William Pitt in the House of Commons November 18, 1783
"I know major allies who fund them" Gen. Dempsey referring to ISIS

Ok, some people are concerned

that this will get the body-scanners out, but the biometric retina scanners in.

This is a valid concern.

So...
the demand must not be for them to remove body scanners.
The demand MUST be that the TSA and Homeland Security be ELIMINATED, because they have violated the rights of the American people, as an "official policy".

Wake Up People ! Next the Gov't at any level will have access...

to do freely as they deem necessary to your wives, daughters, sons, etc.. That's right in the name of safety Government Lords would be able to have relations with anyone they choose because it is their right as the "Lords" of this country.
Sound familiar. Check out history and the total invasion of privacy from dictatorial governments and the nobles (citizens).
This is not something that should be swept under the rug. We should latch on to this and use this to clean out government at every level. This is not only at the federal level. State and local are as corrupt as the Federal.
The "two party system" Isn't only a national system.
In our own state the Governor is trying to do away with elected positions. We are fighting against it and will not stop.
We need smaller government at every level. Get the government out of our lives. Educate!

What if you wore only a

What if you wore only a trenchcoat to these screeners? What would they do? I mean, you're covered up, but they would ask you to take off your coat.

They would be forcing you to be nude.

Columbus, Ohio

Email your favorite FOX

Email your favorite FOX personality--if you have one--I don't but emailed anyway--and let them know how you feel! Screaming on this site is preaching to the blessed choir:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77538,00.html

...Bring it...

...These degenerates must be stopped and the TSA must be abolished(.)
...This is the enforcement arm of the Department of Homeland Security, and they must be stopped and abolished...
...this is only the beginning of the "security" they have planned for us all...
...This will be coming to a mall and grocery store near you if it is not absolutely stopped...
......This is the front line of battle and it is us against the scientific dictatorship police state they are incrementally putting in place...
...They want to put Biometrics in place, that will be their solution to the problem they have caused...we cannot allow that either...

RON2012PAUL...The r3VOLution continues...
"I always win"
http://youtu.be/Xtl2ZuJpG9M
+GOLD and SILVER are money+

Why is this even a discussion..

The TSA is a joke. The people are a joke. They couldn't even get a job at wal-mart. Remember why the TSA was created. It was created to mask the job losses that were actually happening during the bush administration. These people couldn't stop anything from getting on board. I am really surprised somebody has not filmed getting on the plane with all kinds of stuff just to prove the TSA is a JOKE!!

Even Hannity had harsh words for TSA / Janet Napolintano tonite

I couldn't believe it.

Oreally and Hannity usually are on the side of government thugs... they hate big government but will always defend the gun wielding bureaucrats to the end.

Not this time.. Fox News has turned against the "do no evil - but gotta touch your junk - security bureaucrats" for fear of loosing the false perception that they represent the liberty movement.

RON PAUL 2012... HERE WE COME!

GO RON, GO! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO ANNOUNCE SIR.

Hannity and O'Reilly

both LOVE "big government".
They are both liberals. They just use some social issues to try to make people think they are "conservative".

Why is TSA escalating hostilities toward the American People?

What do they know that we don't? Is a false flag on its way that will appear to vindicate their overreach?

I don't get the logic of the

I don't get the logic of the fat, apologist lawyer and the TSA here. They say we live in a "post-9/11" world where we have to put up with things like this because people with bombs in their underwear might defeat current security measures. Then they say that children under the age of 13 are not subject to enhanced screening methods.

Ok, genius, if a guy can put a bomb in his underwear, what is stopping him from smuggling it in a child's underwear to get it past screening and then using it after? I think the people who are really being targeted are law abiding citizens.

"The casualty of partisanship is objectivity."

LOL

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What do you think would

What do you think would happen if the next time I travel I go for the pat down, drop my pants, spread my cheeks, and say " have a look up my asshole"?

self edit..

I think it would be a good

I think it would be a good thing. I will stand naked in an airport before I will let them touch me or take my naked picture with my name on it and store it in their files. I think we should all opt to strip. I used to go to a nudist colony and it would not be as bad for me to do that, as bow down to their intimidation.

DONT TOUCH MY MOFO

DONT TOUCH MY MOFO JUNK!!!!!

Man, these people need to be dumped in the Atlantic and never heard back from..

If you disagree with me on anything you are not a real libertarian...

"The Camera is the new gun"

I don't understand how he recorded everything. They make you put your phone in the little tray thing. Advice?

Most of it was audio..when he

Most of it was audio..when he put it in the tray he turned it on..

So Seth says children under 10 are exempt?..

Someone want to tell that to the 3 yr old that was molested???
I just wish more people in this country would open their eyes to the many abuses by the fed gov.

Formerly rprevolutionist

Pistole and Janet Nappy

can go straight to hell.(Which is where they came from anyway).

Who do they think they are to say what is a "small sacrifice"? It's an individual freedom!

This scares the crap out of megalomaniacal evil tyrants like Janet Napolitano, because if refusing their edicts begins to catch on, they are S-C-R-E-W-E-D.
They have no real ability to control this population with their crappy little tyranny. If the people refuse them, they can't do jack shit about it.
They depend on TERROR. They are the TERRORISTS.

I say send Janet and her satanic spawn to Gitmo for about 40 years.

The whole full body scanner controversy

is going to bring us iris scanners at the airport security checkpoints. The same ones who own the media own the military industrial complex. So why they call out the invasion of privacy and health dangerous that can keep them from making money? It the typical Problem - Reaction - Solution ploy. Drum up controversy over these body scanners then introduce a "less intrusive" alternative, iris scanners, which will probably start as an option but then become mandatory. Once mandatory most will have their iris registered with the federal government and then they can start setting up iris scanners all over the place, like Minority Report.

Iris scanners looks to be where we are most likely headed: http://www.lewrockwell.com/whitehead/whitehead21.1.html

...Then, when the degenerates try that B.S. ...

...We fight them on the grounds that an Iris Scan is an INVASIVE MEDICAL PROCEEDURE, and since they are not qualified, nor do they have your consent, they can FK-off...

RON2012PAUL...The r3VOLution continues...
"I always win"
http://youtu.be/Xtl2ZuJpG9M
+GOLD and SILVER are money+

I have this ugly feeling you are EXACTLY right.

We demand REMOVAL of the TSA naked scanners...
They demand use of Retinal Scanning against a National database of 'good' citizens.
This technology 'creep' has already started in New York Law Enforcement.
NYPD Begins Iris Scans
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/11/15/nypd-commences-use-of...

The military has been testing the 'system' on the Afghans for more than a year. Wonderful.

►there's ALSO "Activists" being paraded demanding it as the replacement technology...
Listen carefully.... she's either VERY uninformed... or very cleverly placed. Sickening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkI14PNQEpM

Who are you REALLY Lady?
Do I even need to talk about 'activists' like Al Gore
planted and financed by the Carbon traders?
'Climate' groups fronted by Big Oil?

End the Naked Scanners. Replace them with NOTHING.

ok..pull the irradiated

ok..pull the irradiated line..new verse:

Don't want irradiated nor your molest
Keep your hands out my pants and off my chest
To your crimes, I will say "Please ARREST"
Don't touch my junk.

Thus far...

- a Jefferfish Crickpaz production -
(to the tune of "Don't Fence Me In")

Well get your hands off my pants unless you plan on making love-
Don't touch my junk...

I'm not a fan of your scans, but without help from God above,
You won't touch my junk...

I want to fly to the west when my trip commences
With my self respect and my common senses
(You don't need to know if I'm on my menses)
Don't want irradiated and don't want molested
Don't touch my junk!

I wanna fly through the skies without fear of harrassment,
And no I’m not impressed with yer professional detachment,
Yer gropin’ up my thigh provokes a natural reaction,
Don’t touch my junk!

I think them porno portals are carcinogenic,
The latex on yer fist don't make you a medic,
So git yer mitts off my sweet stuff,
You're givin' me a headache,
Don't touch my junk!

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