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Any singers out there? I just wrote a new song.."Don't Touch My Junk"

Don't Touch My Junk!

I was gettin ready for a holiday
I was working too hard and it was time to play
so time to jet off and take me some R&R
So I got my ticket and was ready to fly
Showed em my papers as they looked in my eye
Thought I was all set and ready to go
The guard said we got just one more thing
Would you please walk thru that atomic ring
So we can make sure you aint some terrorist punk
I said I opt out for the radiation
Even though it's for a safer nation
But you can pat me down, but just don't touch my junk!
Don't Touch My Junk!
Don't Touch My Junk!
You can pat me down
And even touch my trunk
But don't touch my Junk!
Don't touch my junk.


Written for Jefferson Starfish..

Steve Doer are you still out there?

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when you find a singer

I might add it to my website here:

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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Thanks, I'm still working on the rest of it....

but gotta go worm my goats.
More to come.

"gotta go worm my goats"

Do I want to know what that entrails...ehem...entails?

Thanks for the song.

This will be an oral worming.....

I don't deal with rear orifices with
my goats unless there is a baby involved.
But they do call me Daaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Rancho de la Nui

Where the men are men....And the goats are nervous...8)