The Twelve Days of Fascism

All in good fun here, although more true than I would like to admit. Let's put Ron Paul in the White House and change things for the better.


The Twelve Days of Fascism

On the first day of fascism,
W gave to me
The status of detainee.

On the second day of fascism,
W gave to me
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the third day of fascism,
W gave to me
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the fourth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the fifth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the sixth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the seventh day of fascism,
W gave to me
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the eighth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the ninth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the tenth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Ten tasers tasing
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the eleventh day of fascism,
W gave to me
Eleven military courts,
Ten tasers tasing,
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

On the twelfth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Twelve war drums drumming,
Eleven military courts,
Ten tasers tasing,
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.

Robert Hawes
http://jeffersonian73.blogspot.com
Author: "One Nation, Indivisible? A Study of Secession and the Constitution"