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Big Brother Wants To Keep You Safe

Big Brother wants to keep you safe.
Soon there will be teams of TSA surgeons removing breast implants suspected to be home made bombs.
Well my friends of Liberty here we go:
http://newsone.com/nation/ggaynor/caution-new-terrorist-tact...

Perhaps as former Navy Seal Jesse Ventura you have some piece of shrapnel in your leg or shoulder?
No problem my friend.
Big Brother loves you and wants you to be free for his democracy -- knifes will take care of that.

Transportation Security Administration Announces Dolan the 500th Puppy:
http://www.tsa.gov/press/releases/2011/0404.shtm
Big Brother loves our children.

Looking for work to place bread on your table?
http://www.tsa.gov/join/index.shtm
Soon millions of unemployed can have good jobs with benefits!
Because he needs as many of you as possible to do the job to keep America the land of the free:
http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/highway/index.shtm

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Oh please

This isn't new, nor is it news. They came up with this 'threat' long ago. British 'intelligence' said their satellites told them that lady boobs were going to be an explosive terrorist threat. So what did we do? We started touching boobs. Its like a prank call, but with less fun and more sexual assault. I put a clip of it in an anti-TSA video. Its in the last third of the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZtF-gNypEs

Did you know

stopping all but essential flying is the biggest single change people can make to reduce their personal emissions. A trip to Europe produces around 12 tonnes of CO2e, easily exceeding an entire years household emissions from all other sources, including car use. Even a trip to Australia or the Pacific Islands produces around a tonne of carbon per person. And cutting out flying is far easier for families and individuals than trying to do without a car, cutting heating etc.

http://www.stopflying.org/

Things that make you go hmmm.
A climate Plan B maybe?

http://thinkprogress.org/romm/2010/08/05/206548/a-climate-pl...

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!"
- Howard Beale

I happen to like carbon.

I happen to like carbon.

What's your point?

In his 2011 budget, Obama proposed cutting fossil energy subsidies by $30 billion over 10 years, but that only scratches the surface of public subsidies for these industries. Likewise, Obama championed and won approval by the G-20 to phase out about $310 billion annually in fossil energy subsidies in other countries. New estimates from the International Energy Agency indicate, however, that  subsidies of fossil energy consumption (not counting subsidies for production) were around $560 billion in 2008.  Phasing out these subsidies over the next decade would achieve more than 30 percent of the cuts in carbon emissions necessary to keep rising atmospheric temperatures at no more than 2 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial levels, the IEA says.
President Obama’s goals on fossil energy subsidies could be more aggressive. And maybe they really are more aggressive than we realize.

http://thinkprogress.org/romm/2010/08/05/206548/a-climate-pl...

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!"
- Howard Beale

No doubt that white alCIAda

may use explosive breasts, perhaps on a bus. Be on the look out for breasts that emit a suspicious mist, gas, vapor or odor, breast that are seeping or leaking, or breasts that have strange messages on them. All could be a case for a more thorough examination by our experts.

suspects

# 1 suspected terrorist:
a woman with breast implants holding in her handbag toothpaste shampoo deodorant and cream gel.

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I Can't Believe They Let Potential Domestic Terrorists Have

Toothpaste! There is enough sodium fluoride in one tube to kill a 150 pound rat.
Hmm?
Just put enough toothpaste in dinner and no more dinner guest. Kind of hard to cover up the grittiness?
Probably work best to use just a little bit at a time to get rid of domestic pests. That is how it is prescribed for use against us humans.

The Oracle

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which could be combined to explode once in the plane. Makes me shiver in fear just thinking about it.