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Awesome Ron Paul "Chuck Norris phrases." Check em out you'll get a kick out of these

MORE ADDITIONS WELCOME! saw these on facebook and had to post them for our community credit goes to : Kenny Clark (facebook user who shared these)

1. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
2. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he.
doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
4. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
...5. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
6. Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
7. The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.
8. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
9. Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.
10. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

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Just made my facebook status. Good stuff!

2. Ron Paul is a noble element on the periodic table

Ron Paul has delivered 4000 babies and 40 million free minds.

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" TJ

Best One of All

Dr. Paul delivered Chuck Norris.

Ron Paul had an awkward moment at the debate once..

just to see what it was like

Semper Fortis


Norris uses Ron Paul as doctor, money manager and body guard.

'Peace is a powerful message.' Ron Paul

Ron paul

Ron Paul is the most interesting man in the world.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

(But I would like to have what I thirst for quenched. What I thirst for? Liberty.)

School's fine. Just don't let it get in the way of thinking. -Me

Study nature, not books. -Walton Forest Dutton, MD, in his 1916 book whose subject is origin (therefore what all healing methods involve and count on), simple and powerful.

Hands down, #'s 6 & 8, had me

Hands down, #'s 6 & 8, had me laughing so hard, my wife came in to check on me!

A bump for more!

I put that list together and

I put that list together and started posting them on many news sites that indirectly or directly reference Ron Paul. Google Ron Paul Facts for more:)

Haha nice!

I just saw it in the LA times comments section and had to post it up here great work. This could be a great trend to spread the name keep up the creativity.


I like the best.

Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

Me too..:D

Me too..:D

Ron Paul can just eat one Lay's potato chip


Thank you, it was your

Thank you, it was your comment that brought me to this thread.....