Awesome Ron Paul "Chuck Norris phrases." Check em out you'll get a kick out of theseSubmitted by levonavakian on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 22:36
MORE ADDITIONS WELCOME! saw these on facebook and had to post them for our community credit goes to : Kenny Clark (facebook user who shared these)
1. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
2. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he.
doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
4. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
...5. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
6. Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
7. The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.
8. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
9. Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.
10. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".