Santa an Enemy Combatant?!?

This past month I joined over 37,000 other Americans to send a copy of the U.S. Constitution to George W. Bush as an early holiday present in the hope that he might actually read it. We hadn't really figured out how we were going to deliver all of them, but with so many people insistent that we remind President Bush of the oath he swore to uphold the Constitution, we pulled some strings. We made an urgent appeal to Santa Claus, and he came through. He made the trip down from the North Pole in his sleigh just to deliver our gift to Bush

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ohc8Uyl95xQ

Why so many passports Mr. Claus, err Santa... ahh Nick....

Your beard, it looks like your from the Middle East... and you like little boys too huu? Whats up with the Red Nose? have you been in Afghanistan again? Explain the elf thing again for us!!

Tim
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This could mean Santa is being held without access to his attorney.

At Guantanamo, he could be Snow-boarded.......

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
Thomas Jefferson, 1791

I have it from inside sources that NORAD is tracking him. Additionally, seeing that there is currently a military excercise being conducted, he will be blamed for some sort of T action against the U.S. There are fighter wings prepared to scramble as soon as he enters U.N. airspace. Once brought down by the use of Tazer type weapons, he will fall under "rendition" laws. He will be wisked off to a non-existence CIA facility in the Bahamas, were he will be tortured by the Elf Imams.

Tim
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Let's see --Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas -- what's with all the aliases, buddy? And what have you got in that sack?