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Al Gore: I Endorse Rick Perry For President

Washington DC

I, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr., am pleased to endorse my good friend Governor Rick Perry for President of the United States of America.

Rick worked very hard as my campaign chairman and his dedication and loyalty to me is a terrific example of why Americans can place their trust in him.

Let me list the many reasons why Rick Perry would make a great President for our country - a country in dire straits:

Trans-Texas Corridor NAFTA Superhighway.

Rick put in so much work to make this great project a reality. Although for now he has failed in his dream, I am sure as President, the Superhighway can go forward and become a success story providing many much needed jobs.

Open Borders.
Rick allowed millions of hard working friends from Mexico and other Latin American countries enter the great state of Texas and take jobs nobody wanted. Our friends to the South clean our houses; work on our farms, in slaughterhouses, pubs, and restaurants; and they lovingly care for our children.

Vaccines for Our Daughters.

Rick issued an executive order mandating that Texas girls receive the HPV vaccine. I am sure as President he will be able to vaccinate every man, woman, child, and domestic pet, as well as farm animals. We are in the twenty-first century and progress must be attained. The old ways of thinking must be put into the dust bin of history.

Rick Is a Visionary.
He is a true statesman ready to take on the unfinished job which George Bush and Barack Obama left behind. So many nations crave our democracy. They plead for our brave troops to bring them freedom. I believe Rick Perry to be a man of wisdom, with common sense and friends in high places, that can do the job.

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H - A - T
Humour Against Tyranny

[To be factual, this is satire in case you did not realize it yet.]



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ecorob's picture

gore gives perry the kiss of death...

thanks, al!

everyone clinton endorsed in the last election cycle lost, remember?

gore will continue the format...this is awesome!

the general perception is, if gore likes him...he must really suck!

bilderbergers of a feather flock together...i love it when they group themselves together so we can all see who they are and what they represent

even in satire this is truthful

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.

satire

Ecorob my friend in Liberty did you read the bottom part?

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i wish.

Sad that im not sure most people would get the satire/ negativity.

people get it

people got it with George Carlin
they get it with Stewart and Colbert
and are getting it here as well

btw I remember reading an article online in the past where Rick Perry was called "Bush on stereoids"

:)

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It is the unspoken truth.

It is the unspoken truth. ...well, until now anyway.

Spread it far and wide. Perry is a two-faced, duplicitous snake.

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." — Alan Greenspan

Two headed snake? Perry is afraid of snakes. - Huff Post, 2010

Rick Perry Shoots And KILLS Coyote: Texas Gov Carried Laser-Sighted Pistol On Jog 04/27/10

AUSTIN, Texas — Pistol-packing Texas Gov. Rick Perry has [killed a] wily coyote... Perry .. just one shot from the laser-sighted pistol he sometimes carries... [killed] a coyote that menaced his puppy... Perry said he will carry his .380 Ruger – loaded with hollow-point bullets – when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes.

"Don't attack my dog or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote," he said... "They're very wily creatures.I'm enjoying the run when something catches my eye and it's this coyote. I know he knows I'm there. He never looks at me, he is laser-locked on that dog," Perry said.
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Note: No coo berating evidence about coyotes using lasers was found. Snakes would not confirm nor deny allegations.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Love your comments

Mark you rock!

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Thx. Sorry to report the demise of Wily Coyote.

The allegation of Wily Coyote carrying a laser was was never corroborated. He may well have been an innocent victim of a trigger happy Governor Perry with hollow bullets.

The snakes are mum. Suspicious circumstances.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

I am sure Perry campaign team read this post

for Perry now is attacking Bernanke and the FED.

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I think

almost everyone here is taking this thread too seriously. This is a parody: Al Gore has not endorsed Rick Perry for president, at least not yet. And this is pretty funny.

political humour

John Stewart style...Onion style.
We can use humour to expose lapdogs of the Status Quo.

Humour as a tool in the struggle for Liberty -- that's it.

Still I am tempted to send it to Drudge Report

:)

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Don't get me wrong

I really enjoyed your work!

Thank you Ruth

I got a lot of awesome feedback from people.
One friend a well known activist posted this for over 6,000 fans on her Facebook.

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In 1984, Perry was elected to

In 1984, Perry was elected to the Texas House of Representatives as a Democrat from district 64 that included his home county of Haskell. He served on the House Appropriations and Calendars committees during his three two-year terms in office. He befriended fellow freshman state representative Lena Guerrero of Austin, a staunch liberal Democrat who endorsed Perry's reelection bid in 2006 on personal, rather than philosophical, grounds. Perry was part of the "Pit Bulls", a group of Appropriations members who sat on the lower dais in the committee room (or "pit") who pushed for austere state budgets during the 1980s.

Perry supported Al Gore in the 1988 Democratic presidential primaries as chairman of the Gore campaign in Texas.[16][17]

In 1989, Perry announced that he was joining the Republican Party. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_perry

If Perry ever defined his party switch, I haven't found it yet

Funny how he changes so quickly from being an effective Democrat legislator who rose to the chairmanship of Gore's 1988 campaign for POTUS, only to depart unceremoniously into the open arms of the Texas GOP the very next year, without any real apology for such a supposedly radical repositioning that I could find anywhere.

I pray that God gives Rick Perry as much success in his current run for POTUS as they both helped Al Gore get in '88. Can I get an amen, sister?

A very thoughtful post, L.Liberty. My only critique would be that this flowed too smoothly. Al Gore would come across more pompous and wooden, wouldn't he?

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass

If Rick had any brains

He would reject this endorsement imo.

donvino

If Rick had any brains

He would reject this endorsement imo.

donvino

Legalize... one of your best

Legalize... one of your best posts ever.

Thanks brother in Liberty

I was going to bed and then read your nice comment...Thanks so much!

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Disgrace

Al Gore is a disgrace. The Main stream is running really scared. We must have more awakenings and more people donating every week.

Can we set up a "pay day" money bomb? I'm in

no respect for gore.....

a few years ago, at a speech he was giving to a bunch of college kids, he said, "people, the problem isn't pollution! the problem is, all the trash in the water!!!"

nuff said.
peace.
song

ron in 12!

Campaign manager for al gore?

This I must look up. Is this true?

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good things is my religion. Thomas Paine Godfather of the American Revolution)

Yes it is true and Perry

Yes it is true and Perry helped remove one of the most conservative judges Texas ever had.

Yes it's true -- you can google it

Rick Perry Was Al Gore’s Texas Campaign Chairman in 1988
http://www.enviroknow.com/2011/06/23/rick-perry-al-gore-1988

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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

If you teach your daughter

If you teach your daughter not to fornicate, you won't have to worry about her contracting a disease and subsequently needing a vaccine against the Terminix cookie jar slugtopus monster. Only in America do people get to profess a deep belief in Jesus all the while screwing casually like rabbits. I didn't even know what a virgin was until I went to Mexico. They have this weird belief that they should save themselves for marriage. It's also amazing how loyal they are! Imagine that, a loyal wife who hasn't slept with other guys...

Speaking of loyalty, Al Gore is pretty loyal too.. to socialism that is, which is why he's endorsing Perry over Obama.

Man, if that thing came out of my cookie jar, forget Terminix, I'd run out of the house, firebomb it with a molotov cocktail, and then call the Air Force for nuclear air support! Jesus that thing was wicked!!!

Oh my

GAWD!
What is this? Is this an Onion piece? hahaha

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!"
- Howard Beale

without weapon use without violence

exposing NWO tyranny
its Big lies e.t.c.

about time

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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Perry/Gore 2012....

Hey it's getting hot in here. Go from the war on terror to the war on weather. Al Gore has about as much credibility as Frank Luntz.

9/11 was an inside job .....time to get some answers..RP 2012

Perry/Gore 2012

I posted that earlier this morning - it wasn't some guy on twitter, as LL earlier suggested on this thread.

http://www.dailypaul.com/174051/politico-organization-evange...

Now you know

who NOT to vote for. Mr. global goes warm.