Al Gore: I Endorse Rick Perry For PresidentSubmitted by legalizeliberty on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 15:53
I, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr., am pleased to endorse my good friend Governor Rick Perry for President of the United States of America.
Rick worked very hard as my campaign chairman and his dedication and loyalty to me is a terrific example of why Americans can place their trust in him.
Let me list the many reasons why Rick Perry would make a great President for our country - a country in dire straits:
Trans-Texas Corridor NAFTA Superhighway.
Rick put in so much work to make this great project a reality. Although for now he has failed in his dream, I am sure as President, the Superhighway can go forward and become a success story providing many much needed jobs.
Rick allowed millions of hard working friends from Mexico and other Latin American countries enter the great state of Texas and take jobs nobody wanted. Our friends to the South clean our houses; work on our farms, in slaughterhouses, pubs, and restaurants; and they lovingly care for our children.
Vaccines for Our Daughters.
Rick issued an executive order mandating that Texas girls receive the HPV vaccine. I am sure as President he will be able to vaccinate every man, woman, child, and domestic pet, as well as farm animals. We are in the twenty-first century and progress must be attained. The old ways of thinking must be put into the dust bin of history.
Rick Is a Visionary.
He is a true statesman ready to take on the unfinished job which George Bush and Barack Obama left behind. So many nations crave our democracy. They plead for our brave troops to bring them freedom. I believe Rick Perry to be a man of wisdom, with common sense and friends in high places, that can do the job.
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Humour Against Tyranny
[To be factual, this is satire in case you did not realize it yet.]