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Breaking News?

BREAKING NEWS?

BREAKING NEWS: The president has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occured on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault."

The president also announced that VP Joe Biden and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.

Constitutionalists, however, have proven it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

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I like seeing threads like these every now and again, especially when I'm not expecting it.

A signature used to be here!

lol

Maybe there will be an EO banning further grave-rolling! Retro-active of course.
Thx for the chuckle. 'twas needed!

Ha Ha!

^

Heh

Okay, the last one got me.