Campaign Ad IdeasSubmitted by richgrise on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 19:18
Envision a scene where The Good Doctor is sitting at his desk, looking all presidential and such, and he reaches to the side and picks up a puppy. "Hi. I'm Ron Paul, and I love puppies!" he says as he picks it up and cuddles it.
(pause for cuddly-poo)
Dr. Ron looks up at the guy just off-scene, and asks laughingly, "You really think this will help me get elected? I just want to fix the deficit, end the wars, rescue Social Security, and put America back on the track to Liberty.
(pause while Doc admires the pup)
But it is true that I love puppies. (big fatherly smile)"