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Mike G. McRompson- I want to rule a Empire supporting the Queen
Ron Paul 2008, Join or Die!
DONT TREAD ON ME
AN APPEAL TO HEAVEN - WASHINGTON'S CRUISERS
Ron Paul / Rand Paul ...The Taxpayers' Best Friends!
RESTORE AMERICA NOW
AN APPEAL TO HEAVEN - Washington's Cruisers
http://www3.villanova.edu/centennial/js1g.htm
Leave Us Alone and Bring the Troops Home
Rudy McRomneyhuck
they will tell each other how great & wonderful they are..L, julie-annie still thinks NYC belongs to him!!.these egos know no limits..as far as discussing & debating real issues that effect real Americans? that's just something you smirk,giggle & laugh about as these neocons so well demonstrated at last nights debate.. we are indeed in the last throughs of the glory days of the American empire before its collapse & the one man they can save it is uninvited..
randy n.
Freudy McRomneyhuck
they will tell each other how great & wonderful they are..L, julie-annie still thinks NYC belongs to him for gods sake..these egos know no limits... we are in the glory days of the Roman empire before its collapse & the one man they can save it from total ruin is uninvited..
randy n.
Heres how it will go
Romney: I will not allow illegals amnesty. My house needs a few repairs.
Rudy: ahhh GD`it....9/11
McCain: {stupid smirk on his face} Man isnt this nice to not have to defend our positions tonight. I am a former pow, vote for me.
Rudy: ahhh GD`it....9/11
Huckabee: Thank Jesus for making it so Ron Paul couldnt expose all our warmongering tonight, can I get an amen.
Rudy: ahhh GD`it....9/11
Ron Paul 2012
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Romney:I will not allow illegals amnesty, UNLESS my house needs repairs!
randy n.
How Many...
How many neocons can you fit into a Volkwagon Bus?
Leland Thomas Faegre
Depends
It depends on how many illegal immigrants are already in the VW bus before you try to fit in the Neocons and how many special interest checks are stuffed into their pockets when they try to get in the door.
In Liberty!
In Liberty!
Romney answer only
anytime war is a threat I would converse with my attorney's, in a ghostly appearance of Ron Paul in the background " Converse with lawyers all you have to go by is the Constitution".
"Freedom is a right that can never be won in war,only by each individual "
I have to correct you here,
I have to correct you here, its not McRomneHuckiani, its Rudy McRombeeson.
Nice
Ah, something witty for the new year. "McRomneHuckianiwardsntonbamason".
"Vote for Paul if you want it all! Goodbye taxes! Goodbye big bro! Hello all my money! Oh! There you are freedom! What?! You have maryjane!?! Oh, wait, everything is fine now...the Doc saved America!"
"Vote for Paul if you want it all! Goodbye taxes! Goodbye big bro! Hello all my money! Oh! There you are freedom! What?! You have maryjane!?! Oh, wait, everything is fine now...the Doc saved America!"
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Funny! hee hee!
great post!!!
great post!!!
All I can say is great post!
The weak and the strong can not keep the same company!!
You need to be writing somewhere, because that was great stuff! I would love to see that skit on SNL! It would be great! I hope they pick it up!
Let's call Leno
Is the writer's strike over yet? I bet Leno could use some material. You are hilarious. It's so funny because it's so true! In fact, it's so true you have to laugh, otherwise you would cry.
Send it
Send it to all the media outlets especially that hack O'Reilley.
In Liberty!
In Liberty!
Forum
pothole bump
In Liberty!
In Liberty!
Forum
BUMP
Top Ten Political Gaffes
http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/top10/article/0,30583...
time warp
In Liberty!
Go directly to bump.
In Liberty!
Video
You are funny. You need to go over to your neighbor and get him to video you and someone will help you get it on YouTube. The Fox thing is funny too. This thing is sooo grave, some levity is certainly welcome. Fascist Fox has been so horrible, they deserve anything they get.
Finger Puppets
I was thinking of using finger puppets to mock the debate with the posted script. However, if someone wants to beat me to the punch they are welcome to take the idea and run. I'd love to see Saturday Night Live pick this up.
In Liberty!
In Liberty!
I love it!
Finger Puppets ROFLOL
LOL But
Finger Puppets YEA! LOL But have them looking all the same. LOL
Definition of : FOX
General characteristics
Red fox
Red fox
Arctic fox coiled up in snow
Arctic fox coiled up in snow
Skeleton
Skeleton
FOX NEWS
Most foxes live 2 to 3 years, but they can survive for up to 10 years or even longer in captivity. Foxes are generally smaller than other members of the family Canidae such as wolves, jackals, and domestic dogs. Fox-like features typically include an acute muzzle (a "fox face") and bushy tail. Other physical characteristics vary according to their habitat. For example, the fennec fox (and other species of foxes adapted to life in the desert, such as the kit fox) has large ears and short fur, whereas the Arctic fox has small ears and thick, insulating fur.
Another example is the red fox which has a typical auburn pelt, the tail normally ending with white marking.
Unlike many canids, foxes are usually not pack animals. Typically, they are solitary, opportunistic feeders that hunt live prey (especially rodents). Using a pouncing technique practiced from an early age, they are usually able to kill their prey quickly. Foxes also gather a wide variety of other foods ranging from grasshoppers to fruit and berries.
Foxes are normally extremely wary of humans and are not kept as pets (with the exception of the fennec); however, the silver fox was successfully domesticated in Russia after a 45 year selective breeding program. This selective breeding also resulted in physical and behavioural traits appearing that are frequently seen in domestic cats, dogs, and other animals: pigmentation changes, floppy ears, and curly tails.[1]
In Liberty!
In Liberty!
So this time NOT in CAPS (sorry...)
Surely CNN would LOVE to bust FOX on this!!!! Send to DRUDGE too (in lower right-hand corner, let's get this ON THE FRONT PAGE of DRUDGE!!!)
Send them our news tip!!! Copy and paste the following and send to CNN and to the DRUDGE REPORT as a news tip to the web addresses below:
"Fair and balanced??? Fox news bans Ron Paul from the NH Forum!!! Depiste the fact that he has out-raised EVERY other Republican candidate running for President this quarter, has SHATTERED the one-day contribution record for a Republican candidate, and has out-polled TWO of the candidates invited!!!"
http://www.cnn.com/exchange/ireports/topics/forms/breaking.n...
www.drudgereport.com
PS. THIS WORKS!!! Our office blasted Drudge with the hilarious Huckabee pic (with him and fam in striped shirts) and it went up 20 minutes later!!!
Mars
at least 10 military bases on the Moon and Jupiter just in case the Alien population is being recruited by Al-Qaeda."
Don't forget some on Mars. I hear Iran has their sights set on invading Mars.
I've heard...
That Osama had moved to mars because of the large Al-qeada recruitment base there...
Look out.... Al-qeada gonna getcha! need more agents more cops more army navy air-force marines.. what a great place.. its a GREAT PLACE TO START!!!!..
Plus I hear waterboarding aliens is perfectly legal as they have no earthly status
The Geneva Convention...
does not apply on Mars...that's why we are sending probes there, to build Guantonimo base II. The problem is that Osama bin Ladin somehow finds the probes and sabatoges them as soon as they get there. Do you think he has suicide bombers on Mars taking out our Martian probes??? WOW...the story of the century and it is being covered up!!! (heh)
2Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
I'm adding this one
I'm adding this one to the header. Waterboarding aliens...that is the funniest ever.
In Liberty!
In Liberty!
Exactly!
Exactly, ...and somehow "WE" are the kooks. I can't believe this crap. Can you?
n Liberty!
In Liberty!