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Ron Paul Limericks

The lim'rick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Let's see if we can make some that are clean, educational, and comical.
Anybody want to give it a try?

Ron Paul is the man of the People.
His wisdom and courage . . . unequalled!
Our POTUS he'll be
If we take to the streets
To awake' Liberty in the sheeple.

This doctor from Texas, Ron Paul,
'gainst blatant assaults has stood tall.
The banksters despise him.
Their "newsmen" deride him
While he tirelessly champions our Cause. . .
Liberty!




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dbarsell's picture

Doctor Paul

Doctor Paul is the President we
Need to have to restore Liberty.
He will shut down the FED,
Unify Blue and Red
In a world of Sound Money and Peace.

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
-Thomas Paine

Not quite a limerick...

He is the Jack Dempsy
The Mohamed Ali
The Chuck Norris
and the Bruce Lee

A fist of hope
A kick that frees
A strength that unites
Those in need

He is the gentle voice
The growing need
The waking giant
and the righteous deed

The Abuse of Greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power. - Shakespeare