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AI among us? The Paulbots seem to have developed legs!

Someone in my area was busy the last couple days. There are "Ron Paul" signs all over town all of the sudden. I know, it is probably one of those Paulbots. It seems there is this lone, crazed, but very computer savvy supporter of Ron Paul who skews every online poll the hardworking media attempt to take. It was a frightening phenomenon when it was contained to the internet, but the Paulbot made the leap into cell phone software, and soon TV polls were being skewed, too. I mean, it is almost like you cannot trust the media polling any more, that darn Paulbot makes it look like Ron Paul is a serious contender, and ANY good media outlet will assure you that is not the case. I mean, who do YOU trust? That blonde with the legs and cleavage or a lone nutter with crazy techno-Fu?

But folks, the thing has gone 3-D now, and IT WALKS THE STREETS IN MY TOWN. It posted signs EVERYWHERE! It must move at lightning speed, or perhaps it is self-replicating! The mind reels at the possibilities - we could have a serious AI invasion on our hands, and no one even seems to notice. Even Alex Jones has not issued the warning.

You all know I'm am not religious, but I hope you praying types will do all you can to protect us as this story unfolds. I've done what I could. You all have been warned - keep an eye out for rogue software on a street corner near you.

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Fox and Friends goes wacko.

This morning I had Fox and Friends on when they discussed Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's surge in Iowa was attributed to the establishment propping him up!
I know they read whatever is on the teleprompter, but what nitwit could read that?

Those are NOT knives in the Dr.'s back -

those are PROPS. See, now? Silly human, stop questioning The Media!

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.

Paulbot update from Iowa #3

Reporting live from an unknown location.

In a full attempt to eradicate the menacing Paulbot, the mainstream media has removed Iowa from existence. It is thought by doing this, that they may be able to successfully report more accurate caucus and primary election results.

Intel suggests New Hampshire should be advised that this eradication could also be applied in their state.

Early warnings of this can be found in caucus polls that show Ron Paul with a strong lead.

While the eradication is slightly painful, it is not to be considered "permanent" and symptoms should disappear shortly after January 3, 2012.

Oh no! Did Dorothy and Toto make it out?

Oh, that is Kansas, not Iowa. The whole thing is just so... corny...

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.

Ha ha...

"corn"y. I get it ;)

One thing Iowans are good at is taking a joke. That's why Bachmann and Santorum have spent so much time here!

Kidding! (or am I?) :)

Apparently the bot got scrilla

Over $4 million...
Nice work, bots!

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.

ron_paul-bot_12413's picture

We self-replicate......

.......resistance is futile.

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."

-George Washington

is that one of the reasons

that Hitler is so angry ?

Hitler reacts to Ron Paul's rise in polls !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ScPXDRcIfc

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Dr.Ron Paul's 2002 Predictions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM

Would be great to add this to

Would be great to add this to your post. At least 29 people on Facebook have shared so I don't know where it began.

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3892/paulbot.jpg

Trust in God, but tie your camel tight.

"Socialism needs two legs on which to stand; a right and a left. While appearing to be in complete opposition to one another,they both march in the same direction." - Paul Proctor

thanks for bumping my image

thanks for bumping my image

All paper money eventually returns to its real intrinsic value, zero. - Voltaire

ever read Daniel Suarez?

This post reminds me of "Daemon" and "Freedom" by Daniel Suarez. lol.

gold = money
war = health of the state
liberty = prosperity

GPS LOCATION TO TRACK PAULBOTS

JOIN ronpaulcountry.com. And track them all. Destroy them Shred them. Paulbots are multiplying by the minute they need to go down.

Truth is the virus that people fear the most because it's reality.

i am being sarcastic about

i am being sarcastic about destroying them and shred them haha

Truth is the virus that people fear the most because it's reality.

wtf are you talking about, bro?

You're completely WRONG! Those signs were my by 3 Paultards, with no life, in their mother's basement, lol.

its a battle

Between the Paulbots and the Decepticons and of course the evil leader of the decepticons Ben Bersnakey AKA the leader of Cobra.

Dr. Paul knew Osamas whereabouts in 2007

listen to this radio interview with ron paul and dennis miller, specifically minutes 6 through 8.

Signs that say "Ron Paul" doesn't count

Remember that since nobody likes Ron Paul => Nobody would put up Ron Paul signs => Signs that say "Ron Paul" doesn't count

I am disqualifying all those

I am disqualifying all those signs. Obviously those nasty Paul-bots were slamming the lawns with them. ;)

thank you for noticing my work

Im not always posting but iam always lurking. . . . & working. Stay thirsty for liberty fellow patriots.

I put up my first Paul sign on a busy road near where I live.

And each time before I drive by it I sing...

"Oh say does that new Ron Paul si-i-i-ign yet stand?"

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

A I of a Natural ...

... Artificial Insemination ... of a real seminal message of LIBERTY and TRUTH.

Now pregnant thoughts ...

... Quickening ...

Labor pains signal ... the waters break ...

we cascade from confinement to emergence ...

Anyone know a reliable OB-GYN to help with the healthy, happy delivery of a birth we can believe in ?

Thanks, Fishy, for always lending your hand for a slap where we are soft. ;-)

the best ob-gyn

Dr. paul will deliver the child of liberty!

truth through knowledge

The only way RON PAUL can win

The only way RON PAUL can win if everyone stick together. RON PAUL to protect the American people liberty.

Yes

We are everyone and we are noone.

"Endless money forms the sinews of war." - Cicero, www.freedomshift.blogspot.com

Paulinating for Liberty

Thanks Fishy.

I hear Hannity can't sleep at night anymore -
vivid dreams of darn Paulbots keeping him awake.

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sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Lmao...This was one of the

Lmao...This was one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time! Well done!

“Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.” -George Bernard Shaw

reedr3v's picture

Wow, excellent satire, fishy

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Even in -40 F Alaska

Even in Alaska they are sign waving no matter if the temperature is "frozen or frozer" :)

ecorob's picture

They're handing out super brochures in Tennessee!

Weird...

I looked around and everybody around me was reading one!

It was like someone wearing a cloak of invisibility placed one in everybody's hand.

I know this seems unreal but these super brochures HAD to come from somewhere.

3-D, AI, Cloak of invisibility....WOW!

These guys and gals are SMART!

Where do they come from?

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.

A Super Brochure even found its way...

into the vacuum tube carrier at my bank. I wonder how it got there? And darned if I didn't see one at the gas station pump where the credit card offers are...hmmm