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My 2012 Snowballs and Marshmallows list keeps growing...

My 2012 Snowballs and Marshmallows list keeps growing....

My only question is, do I need to stand outside a TV Studio BEFORE these Pukes go on the air or AFTER?....
....mmm....

Let the Marshmallow Wars begin;

R3VOLUTION PATRIOTS VS PUNDITS & DEMAGOGUES:

(aka Marshmallow Warriors Vs the Pancakes)

Pancake Hit List:

#1) Sean Hanity
#2) Bill OReilly
#3) Mark Levin
#4) Rush Limbaugh
#5) Greg Cutfeld
#6) Gloria Borger
#7) Chris Wallace
#8) George Snuffulopogus
#9) Dick Morris
#10) Glen Beck
#11) That Reason Mag Chick and their Reason writers
#12) Tucker Blue-Blood Carlson for walking out in 2008
#13) Rachael Maddow
#14) Thom Hartmann
#15) Randi Rhodes
#16) Stephanie Miller
#17) Carl Cameron
#18)
#19)
#20)
#21)
#22)
#23)
#24)
#25)

I would donate an extra $100 to the Ron Paul campaign for every photo I see of a marshmallow banging off one of these Pukes heads... yeah, after I stop laughing.

For the serious Marshmallow Warriors who want to nail Pancakes (code name for those on list above), you may want to order this large marshmallow gun... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Sa5mbiKLQ&feature=related

and you can even make your own Marshmallow gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=4o7Qquy-McU

And for those who want to sign up to the Marshmallow War against the Pancakes and want to see if its legit weaponry that:

"won't hurt anyone, except their feelings",

listen in here: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuM3l4zAWds&feature=related

and if you just buy one now, go to ToysRus: http://www.toysrus.com/search/index.jsp?kwCatId=&kw=marshmal...

I am thinking Sean Hanity....you know, Pundit Pancakes like Bill OReilly, Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh and many others are deserving of our special 3VOL this election year, after all we are "nuts" right? They love to name call and smear, and so I think their deserving of more than a few marshmallows bouncing off their heads.

I can't wait to hear Hanity-Insanity and Mark Levin and Bill ORielly whining about being "hit by Marshmallows" by us Patriots. His audience will surely crack a smirk if not roll over laughing. Then perhaps the good Doctor Paul (or someone) will give them a history lesson about the imperialist French court jesters getting Onions, Carrots and Tomatoes thrown at them well before the French Revolution...hence, he should wise up and thank his lucky stars its just marshmallows.

... Now where is a ToysRus??

Treg



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Star Parker at

Star Parker at townhall.com

Add her to the list. She called Paul an isolationist and said that he was capitalizing on the youth who were all selfish.

I'd love to see

sticky marshmallows in those two women's hair that are on The Five... what's their names?

Where is

FU Frank?

If I see FU Frank I will definately hit him with a marshmellow covered battery.....a D battery!

Now This is Fun!

Laughing already and it hasn't even started yet.

How about the guy with the smirk and rolling eyeballs, Bret something-or-other?

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

If you are not having fun, then you are not doing it right!

The R3VOLution lives on our Fun-loving Spirit!

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Huffington

Arianna Huffington needs to get hit with a big marshmallow.

Jake Tapper is so on the

Jake Tapper is so on the list.
Candy Crowley is so on the list.
Bob Schietfer(brains) is so on the list.
Glenn Beck gets provisional pardon.

Lol!!

Bob Schietfer(brains)... Now that's rich! Thanks for the belly laugh! Very imaginative if it is a rpjazzer original. Also consider it stolen for the next time I write anything concerning that moron.

Paul.

It IS an original, thank you

It IS an original, thank you very much. Please feel free to use it widely!

It came fairly naturally. When I was a boy and would do something really stupid, my dad would ask me if I had sh*t fer brains.

Marshmellow List

Bolling. That guy is obnoxious. Gutfeld is right behind him. Bolling takes the cake, though. He is a massive a**.

School's fine. Just don't let it get in the way of thinking. -Me

Study nature, not books. -Walton Forest Dutton, MD, in his 1916 book whose subject is origin (therefore what all healing methods involve and count on), simple and powerful.

Jack Trapper...

Bob Schifty Schiffer just made the list. RP2012 MSM Be Damned

9/11 was an inside job .....time to get some answers..RP 2012

george carlin describes rush limbaugh...

yeah this is pretty much on the mark. RP2012 Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzrxy9A7Ja4&feature=related

9/11 was an inside job .....time to get some answers..RP 2012

Gotta...

add Trump and Racheal Madcow. RP2012 Unstopable!!

9/11 was an inside job .....time to get some answers..RP 2012

Add

Eric bolling to the list

What a hilarious idea. Good

What a hilarious idea. Good luck finding decent packing snow. Hannity still gives us crap about the snowballs from the 2007-8 season.

Now who should we add to this Pancake List?

18 thru 25 needs to be filled.

And I am not sure if Mark Levin should be higher up on this list.... worthy of serious discussion I think.

Treg

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Does anybody remember "Pancakes" Jennings?

The Dumb a** dude that followed Rand around videotaping Rand on the campaign trail when he was beating Grayson? HE IS DUE..He's probably still lurking.Marshmallow him! What a dork . Can't find the video of him. Sean should get one to his big fat head. He can cry about that for decades.

Laurelai

Marshmallow War is the best way to knock some sense

into these court jesters heads....and nicely let them know that we don't take their insults laying down.

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