My 2012 Snowballs and Marshmallows list keeps growing...Submitted by Treg on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:20
My 2012 Snowballs and Marshmallows list keeps growing....
My only question is, do I need to stand outside a TV Studio BEFORE these Pukes go on the air or AFTER?....
Let the Marshmallow Wars begin;
R3VOLUTION PATRIOTS VS PUNDITS & DEMAGOGUES:
(aka Marshmallow Warriors Vs the Pancakes)
Pancake Hit List:
#1) Sean Hanity
#2) Bill OReilly
#3) Mark Levin
#4) Rush Limbaugh
#5) Greg Cutfeld
#6) Gloria Borger
#7) Chris Wallace
#8) George Snuffulopogus
#9) Dick Morris
#10) Glen Beck
#11) That Reason Mag Chick and their Reason writers
#12) Tucker Blue-Blood Carlson for walking out in 2008
#13) Rachael Maddow
#14) Thom Hartmann
#15) Randi Rhodes
#16) Stephanie Miller
#17) Carl Cameron
I would donate an extra $100 to the Ron Paul campaign for every photo I see of a marshmallow banging off one of these Pukes heads... yeah, after I stop laughing.
For the serious Marshmallow Warriors who want to nail Pancakes (code name for those on list above), you may want to order this large marshmallow gun... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Sa5mbiKLQ&feature=related
and you can even make your own Marshmallow gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=4o7Qquy-McU
And for those who want to sign up to the Marshmallow War against the Pancakes and want to see if its legit weaponry that:
"won't hurt anyone, except their feelings",
listen in here: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuM3l4zAWds&feature=related
and if you just buy one now, go to ToysRus: http://www.toysrus.com/search/index.jsp?kwCatId=&kw=marshmal...
I am thinking Sean Hanity....you know, Pundit Pancakes like Bill OReilly, Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh and many others are deserving of our special 3VOL this election year, after all we are "nuts" right? They love to name call and smear, and so I think their deserving of more than a few marshmallows bouncing off their heads.
I can't wait to hear Hanity-Insanity and Mark Levin and Bill ORielly whining about being "hit by Marshmallows" by us Patriots. His audience will surely crack a smirk if not roll over laughing. Then perhaps the good Doctor Paul (or someone) will give them a history lesson about the imperialist French court jesters getting Onions, Carrots and Tomatoes thrown at them well before the French Revolution...hence, he should wise up and thank his lucky stars its just marshmallows.
... Now where is a ToysRus??