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Groundhog Day (Humor)

In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day (2-2-2012).

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

The other involves a groundhog...

The hurricanes that hit the Gulf Coast of our nation were devastating. It did not spare the houses of worship in and around the area. One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans .
The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives?
Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know about all those other people, but we ain't gone to Churches in years.We gets our chicken from Popeye's."
The look on the interviewer's face was priceless.They're out there, they live among us, AND THEY VOTE.
Now you understand how we got our president?

The United States Government today announced that it’s changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re being screwed."

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Well, what would you do...

if you were stuck in one place, every day was exactly the same and nothing you did mattered?

Too early for flapjacks?

Silence isn't always golden....sometimes it's yellow.

"The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them." - Patrick Henry


I just saw the groundhog joke on Ed Griffin's site & thought to post it here. You beat me to it. Nice.

Recommended reading: The Most Dangerous Superstition by Larken Rose

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Gotta love New Orleans...

Geaux Saints...!!! And Let The Good Times Roll.... :)

And for your information, the interview is an urban ledgend. The Churches/Popeyes joke has been used way before Hurricane Katrina.