Ron Paul jokes Chuck Norris style

Ron Paul passed Chuck Norris into law.

Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

Ron Paul doesn't go to the gym. He stays fit exercising his civil rights.

Ron Paul's idea of gun control is both hands on the weapon.

Ron Paul gets high on freedom.

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

Ron Paul wasn’t born, he liberated himself from the womb.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to, so he refuses.

If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1."

Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.

When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.

Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.

Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.

Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with “orange”.

While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save this country’s ass.

Ron Paul doesn’t write books. The words assemble together because it is in their economic interest to do so.

Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he’s never screwed America.

The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul. (chickens=democrats)