Post Caucus Election Humor
Submitted by Freedom4Me on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 17:11#1) "You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns YELLOW, and then he's rotten."
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#2) (My personal favorite) "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their coorporate sponsors."
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#3) "The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've just passed."
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Disclaimer:Does not apply to a one Dr/Congressman (soon-to -be-President)Paul
Bar joke
A Conservative, a Moderate, and a Liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hello Mittens!"
Clever... it took a double take.
:)
And another
"I don't mind buying an election, but I'll be damned if I am paying for a landslide" Joe Kennedy Sr
good one, esp re:Romney
;)
Dr Paul says liberty is supposed to
be FUN. I'm just giving a small dose of what the Dr ordered.
I know these GOP games are going to get exposed. Evil has it's day but justice prevails in the end.
There's a lot of truth here, but
with a smile :).
It's like the spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down.
Added two more
:)