From the Twitterverse: Ron Paul Haikus (#RonPaulHaiku)
Submitted by empireisalwaysevil on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 22:035
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In Iowa, trucks
Shipped Paul's Story County votes
To oblivion
An all-night recount
Shrunk Ron Paul's Clark County vote
Chair resigned mid-crime
GOP snow job
Robbed Ron Paul of votes in Maine's
Washington County
Establishment tricks
Suppress Ron Paul's vote count. Paul still
Wins most delegates
Party hacks steal votes
Presstitutes sell fraud as truth
Only fools buy it
GOP tempts fate
Dirty tricks alienate
Ron Paul's supporters
Judge Nap, transcendent
Cast rare pearls of great wisdom
Before NewsCorp swine
Coup in '53
Blew back in '79
Paul knows history
We can still choose peace
World war must be averted
Vote Ron Paul and live
Peace. Prosperity.
Freedom. Civil liberties.
President Ron Paul
Dole. McCain. Romney.
GOP establishment
Always picks losers
Our r3VOLution
Unites all who love freedom
Paul beats Obama
Diogenes' search
Found one honest Congressman
The good Dr. Paul
















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Oh, my sweet heaven
I love the Ron Paul haikus
please keep them coming
awesome
That Charlie Webster
Better start job hunting now
He is a huge puke
- Luke