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From the Twitterverse: Ron Paul Haikus (#RonPaulHaiku)

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In Iowa, trucks
Shipped Paul's Story County votes
To oblivion

An all-night recount
Shrunk Ron Paul's Clark County vote
Chair resigned mid-crime

GOP snow job
Robbed Ron Paul of votes in Maine's
Washington County

Establishment tricks
Suppress Ron Paul's vote count. Paul still
Wins most delegates

Party hacks steal votes
Presstitutes sell fraud as truth
Only fools buy it

GOP tempts fate
Dirty tricks alienate
Ron Paul's supporters

Judge Nap, transcendent
Cast rare pearls of great wisdom
Before NewsCorp swine

Coup in '53
Blew back in '79
Paul knows history

We can still choose peace
World war must be averted
Vote Ron Paul and live

Peace. Prosperity.
Freedom. Civil liberties.
President Ron Paul

Dole. McCain. Romney.
GOP establishment
Always picks losers

Our r3VOLution
Unites all who love freedom
Paul beats Obama

Diogenes' search
Found one honest Congressman
The good Dr. Paul




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Oh, my sweet heaven
I love the Ron Paul haikus
please keep them coming

awesome

That Charlie Webster
Better start job hunting now
He is a huge puke

- Luke