Just for Fun - A Valentine to my Laptop!

Hey everyone, I know this is a bit off-topic but I thought we could all use something to lighten the mood around here and, seeing how it's Valentine's day and I know I for one -- like many/most of you -- have a hard time staying away from the Daily Paul and our computers. So, here goes! (Based on a true story hehe)

I took my laptop to bed with me last night,
Couldn't tear myself away
From the Daily Paul
And the information my computer shows me
Today and Every Day
My computer is so very dear
I must always keep it near
And while I pound away on it's little keys
To try and get Ron Paul elected
I pray it doesn't freeze

Rarely does this happen
My computer bears a lot without complaint
But when it does, I scream "oh no! that information isn't saved!"
What will I do? This isn't new, but I panic anyway

Dear Laptop, I am sorry
I know it was a lot to bear
I'll do my best to save your memory
And not open so many tabs
I promise to be a bit less harsh
(That is, when Dr Paul is in the White House)

In the meantime, there is work,
That you and I must do
I know how much you suffer
And will do my best to see us through

I'll scan your memory and clean your keys
But please don't quit
You're needed so!
Or into darkness we all will go!

To all computers (and Patriots) far and wide
Thanks for all you do!

Happy Valentine's Day and Love to everyone (computers included) on the Daily Paul!