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Pennsylvania Man Claims to have had a Decade-Long Romantic Relationship with Rick Santorum February 21, 2012 By Sarah Wood

OMG….all kinds of things coming out……if this is true SLICK RICK is done for…..

Pennsylvania Man Claims to have had a Decade-Long Romantic Relationship with Rick Santorum
February 21, 2012
By Sarah Wood

A Pennsylvania man has just come forward revealing that he has had a decade-long romantic relationship with former Senator and presidential candidate, Rick Santorum.

Santorum has been very vocal in his viewpoints on homosexuality and how it is hindering our society from moving forward in a moral manner. However, Hugh Johnson knows a completely different side of the former Senator that he wants the American public to know about.

Johnson told FWP:

I think Ricky is overcompensating his true feelings towards homosexuals. If people really knew the Ricky that I know, they would know that he is a kind and gentle soul that wants everyone to have the ability to love whoever they so choose. I’m finally coming forward because I can’t stand do see the pain in his face any longer. He obviously wants to come out with it, and maybe this will be the nudge that he needs. However, if he denies being my lover, I can only assume that he is doing so because he knows most other Republicans want him to hate homosexuals… but I can’t imagine Ricky hating anyone, he is a magnificent human-being.

Johnson said that he met Santorum at the “Bear of the Ball” wine mixer in the spring of 2000 in Philadelphia. It wasn’t until Santorum decided he wanted to try a bid at the White House that he finally broke off all ties from Johnson.

Now, with Johnson breaking his silence, will there be enough time for Rick Santorum to change his stance on homosexuality after all? Only time will tell.

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This one may be a joke, but

This one may be a joke, but it's almost always the homophobic republican that gets caught playing in the cookie jar with his friends at the leather hotel. They really should just come out of the closet and be honest about who they are in the World. The lincoln log republicans need the support.

LOL

Hugh Johnson XD...

The stories about Santorum are so weird and creepy that at first I took this one seriously, it's quite hard to differentiate what's truth and fiction with Santorum...

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Hugh Jproblem

Santorum has a Hugh Johnson in his life? It's a parody site, folks. For the lulz.

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"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln

Even without going to the source,

I knew it was either a joke or a hoax, just by the language. I know lots of people see this easily for what it is, but a lot of others don't and are easily fooled. A heads-up or parody warning would be useful, even though it ruins the joke.

just from reading this post i

just from reading this post i already spot 2 flaws in the story. 1- being a guy named Hugh Johnson? c'mon really? 2- there's a typo aka unprofessional reporting.

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Take a moment to read the headings

of the other stories on that site. It's absolutely amazing what the MSM has been hiding from us!!!!!!!!! ;-)

New Hampshire and Ecuador.

I knew it

I knew there was something "not right" with this guy.
There's just something about Frothy that doesn't set right with me.
I knew it.
Not shocked if this is true.
Another Ted Haggard here.

Satire

That site is a Onion spin off. It is not news. It is parity. You sorta got 'rickrolled'. lol

Parity is the state of being equal.

Parody is the word you wanted.

New Hampshire and Ecuador.

LOL

Thanks for noticing. I knew there was something wrong, but I was so caught up in his meaning that I skipped over the words. Kinda like that one chain email aubot woh mnay pleope nac slitl raed a wlohe snectene enev wehn eht wrods era swerced pu.

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I lkie.

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"Free Wood Post" ? "Sarah

"Free Wood Post" ?

"Sarah Wood" ?

"Hugh Johnson" ?

I don't think this is real, but it is quite funny.

Never be afraid to ask simple questions.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Obvious smear...

I can't believe this.

It would be too hilarious to be true.

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