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Smudge's Sack Cloth & Ash Boutique Now Open!

Just in time for political hangover time!

Smudge's Sack Cloth & Ash Boutique Now Open!

R3VOLUTION t-shirts are passe. Sack cloth and ashes are the new black! Only be seen weeping, wailing and gnashing your teeth in the cutting edge of retro-fashion!

One size-fits-all, wash-and-wear convenience!

WHY PREP FOR THE POST APOCALYPSE WHEN WE JUST HAD OUR OWN?

ORDER NOW! OPERATORS ARE SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED! CALL 1-800-SMUDGEME TODAY....

BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.

Update: now interviewing models. Are you emaciated and have the grey pallor of death surrounding sunken eyes? You could be our next model! Apply below!



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LittleWing's picture

Teeth Gnashing and Sobbing 101

for those new to the experience

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MwACklcy3xc/TB71ivj4Y2I/AAAAAAAABj...

If Wars Can Be Started by Lies, They Can Be Stopped By Truth.

I'd like to place an order please.

For 316 million.
America needs a good heartfelt repental outfit for special occasions like this.
Lol.
Bump d smudge

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

It is machine washable?

:-P

Far too tardy

Far too tardy + bump for an excellent post!

PS-Do you have anything in XXXXR?

"You are a den of vipers and thieves."

I mean to rout you out!

-Just because you are among us, does not make you with us

-The door is wide open, anything can slither in

One of the beauties of sack cloth--how it drapes

We not only have XXXXR, we can drape your whole family in sack cloth and daub you all with ashes from head to toe. One guy called and asked if we could do an elephant because naturally, the elephant is a Ron Paul supporter too.

Sure, no problem. We can do that. We can wrap your car in sack cloth and give you boxes of ashes to sprinkle out the windows. We can do whole tour busses.

Original "Smudge Sacks" are gonna be worth a lotta money one day. In fact, credible sources predict it will literally take wheel barrow fulls of money for one of these. Don't wait! Crawl, limp or run but DON'T walk.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

I want my sack cloth super rough-so rough it

abrades my skin away right in front of any observer.

I want my fashion statement to scream:

Woe is Me!

All is Lost!

It'll never work!

Run for your lives!

Pull the covers over your head!

My clothing should frequently cause circular firing squads to occur spontaneously wherever I tread.

Thank You Sir for your fabulous company and timely product.

Where would this nation be without such visionaries as yourself.

I shudder to think.

OUCH!!!

Note to self-Shuddering causes the abrading to ramp up considerably.

"You are a den of vipers and thieves."

I mean to rout you out!

-Just because you are among us, does not make you with us

-The door is wide open, anything can slither in

LOL Smudge

XD

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till." -J.R.R. Tolkien