Smudge's Sack Cloth & Ash Boutique Now Open!Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:31
Just in time for political hangover time!
Smudge's Sack Cloth & Ash Boutique Now Open!
R3VOLUTION t-shirts are passe. Sack cloth and ashes are the new black! Only be seen weeping, wailing and gnashing your teeth in the cutting edge of retro-fashion!
One size-fits-all, wash-and-wear convenience!
WHY PREP FOR THE POST APOCALYPSE WHEN WE JUST HAD OUR OWN?
ORDER NOW! OPERATORS ARE SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED! CALL 1-800-SMUDGEME TODAY....
BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.
Update: now interviewing models. Are you emaciated and have the grey pallor of death surrounding sunken eyes? You could be our next model! Apply below!