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You know you're a globalist pretend redneck if

you endorse Mitt for president, as Jeff Foxworthy just did. Used to like you Jeff, but now I have found out how truly stupid you are, it's not just a joke.

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Obviously:

He's not smarter than a fifth grader.

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I love my country
I am appalled by my government

I'm surprised he didn't

I'm surprised he didn't endorse Newt Gingrich. Not to be 'collective', but his disposition(he stereotyped the 'south' more than almost any person in popular culture) and simple minded comedy style resonates perfectly with those that just vote for 'a good ole boy'. Newt Gingrich has been running on that most of his campaign...so you'd think the dots would connect...

The first big event the blue collar comedy tour did

that went to dvd was pretty funny. Then they blew up real huge and everyone became infaturated over them. That's when I lost interest. People payed more attention to redneck jokes made by rednecks then educating themselves on what affects their lives. Now Larry the Cable Guy has his own show on the History Channel. Just another example of the Dumbing Down of America or DDoA.

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James

"You're"

It's "you're", not "your."

if you think you are funny but really you just look like a queer

you might endorse mitt romney