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A Conservative, A Moderate, and A Liberal Walk Into A Bar...

What did the bartender say?

What'll it be Mr. Romney?

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Why do you always take two Mormons fishing with you?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Stop me if you've heard this one before,
oops... too late. ;)

πολλα γαρ πταιομεν απαντες ει τις εν λογω ου πταιει ουτος τελειος ανηρ δυνατος χαλιναγωγησαι και ολον το σωμα

Aye, a modern-day Janus he be



Lol...but Mitt is Mormon so

...he wouldnt be walking into a bar. No coffee shops either. Baskin Robbins or a Dairy Queen perhaps.

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Any working girl on the strip will tell you the highest paid hookers work in Utah.

LOL! You're right!

How about: "A Conservative, A Moderate, and A Liberal Walk Into A Bar..." The bartender says: "Mitt Romney, what are you doing here?" lol

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