Ron Paul Receives The Coveted Endorsement Of A Pre Born MasonSubmitted by emalvini on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 12:48
Ron Paul Receives The Coveted Endorsement Of A Pre Born Mason
John F. Kennedy III
March 26, 2012
In a shocking turn of events, Ron Paul has received the coveted endorsement of a pre-born child in Nevada named Mason.
Asked why he decided to give Dr. Paul his official endorsement Mason commented through his interpreter that "I believe Ron Paul is the only candidate running who will create a future in which I can feel safe from international blowback and severe poverty." I thought he would pick some other candidate, believing Mason was not paying attention to the issues. However, when I mentioned this to him he laughed and said "It doesn't take much to realize the other candidates would simply finish running this country into the ground. Mitt and Newt are Obama clones and Santorum scares the crap out of me."
There you have it folks, the game changer we have been waiting for! Ron is now expected to carry ALL delegates in Nevada, California and Texas! Upon hearing the news Mitt Romney stated his disappointment in not receiving Mason's endorsement and decided to drop out of the race, only to change his mind ten minutes later and re-enter the race. When I questioned him on this, Mitt said "I am back in the race, however I would like to keep my options open, I may run third party or challenge Obama as a Democrat. I don't know, what do you think I should do, JFK III?" Both Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are challenging the legality of the endorsement and are attempting to block Mason's right to vote.
***Of course this isn't real, but Ron does have the support of his mother (in the pic) Stephanie, who has been one of my best friends for a decade. She is due any day now ***