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Manure Spreader for sale (humor)

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been
worked very hard.
Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances.
I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. But I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way...
I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate
this manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a
nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.



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LOL!

How ironic, when my neighbors (who farmed) pulled the spreader, they would always say "Off to spread political promises" before they left. So funny, this post made me think of that. Thanks for posting, I'll be sure to "spread" this around :)

Fixed the last line for you...

I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution, but anything short of that i think i will have to hang on to it for a few more years .... ;)

"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
Samuel Adams

LOL

Very clever!

Formerly rprevolutionist

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Lol...

...more of what we can all use more of around here.

Intelligence is humor.

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bump....this is good...

bump....this is good...