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Chickenhawk Rush Limbaugh received draft deferment for cyst on his butt

From Politico:

10 little-known Rush Limbaugh facts

3. During the Vietnam War, after holding a 2-S college deferment, he was reclassified as 1-Y – meaning qualified for military service but available only in time of war or national emergency - for a pilonidal cyst on his butt.


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I always thought that cyst on his butt was actually Sean Hannity.

He wouldn't have gotten the

He wouldn't have gotten the butt cyst if he hadn't sat on it so much.

Typical politico

Typical politico gutter-trash-article.. but actually quite funny.

4. Due to his loss of hearing and the need for a cochlear implant, Limbaugh cannot listen to music he wasn’t familiar with before 2001.

Poor fella.. he can't listen to standpoints he wasn't familiar with before 2001 either. Life must be very boring for him. As indicated by this one:

1. Enjoys scented candles, and has them lit daily in his Palm Beach home.

Note how he has them lit and doesn't it himself. Makes me wonder whether a pilonidal cyst is explosive when exposed to an open flame?

Isn't it Ironic that

all he has done over the years is sit on his rear end. Naturally he could have served if he can sit?

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James

He should have had it removed

before it metastasized to his brain. Too late now I guess.

Life is recursive

Even the pain in the butt has a pain in the butt


Are you sure they are not getting his Butt confused with his head? I think is brain is one big cyst


The big mouth and his big butt. I couldn't stand this arrogant sob even when I was a neocon.

you were a neocon? Its funny that how zionists have convinced

both christians and patriots that supporting zionist ideaology is both christian and patriotic.

Your statement is so true.

Your statement is so true. It's amazing, isn't it?


Lol... could not help it. ~shame on me~