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Metaphor R3volution

Ron Paul is like a Moped. Constantly annoys the Elite and is beneath them, in their eyes. Yet per mileage comparison, still get's a gallon of gas for a dime...and the wind in your face can only represent one thing. Freedom!

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egapele's picture

There are a cazillion metaphors for Ron Paul

He's like the guy holding the door while everyone's piling in but he waits patiently and won't move until someone says, "Here, I got it." Meanwhile, all the people that had walked past him knowing they should have held their own door feel a sense of shame, and rightfully so.

Kinda like

Ron Paul is the first one there and the last one in 'cause he held the door open the whole time

One day, I'm gonna' change my name to Dale Lee Paul