Jesse Benton fired as campaign manager! (satire)Submitted by heved on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:19
*This is not a Benton thread*
Jesse Benton has just been fired from his position as Ron Paul's campaign manager to make room for the grassroots individual to take over his duties. Due to his lack of faith or ability to lead a grassroots revolution of the magnitude of Ron Paul's it was unanimously decided, with the support of Ben Swann, The Examiner.com, Ron Paul Biographer Brian Doherty, Slate.com's David Weigel, and Adam Kokesh, that individuals immediately take over press release duties. To fulfill their new duties as the new leaders of the campaign grassroots individuals must send out thousands of micro-press releases individually tailored to their friends and family in the form of facebook and news article comments and email messages. All posts and articles claiming falsely that Ron Paul has suspended his campaign will be refuted with facts from those who are actually in charge of Paul's revolution. Let's offer congratulations to Ron Paul's new campaign manager, Mr. Grassroots Supporter!
[end sarcasm laced with truth]
Let this thread not bash Benton but rather highlight the need for Paul supporters to respond to all comments they come across online claiming Paul is quitting with facts. Agree or disagree with Benton or the campaign's chosen path but please unite on the need to spread positive truth to all who were just duped by the MSM, again.