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Attn Delegates: Operation Stealth-Some tips for blending in

I thought this could be helpful to people out there who want to shape-shift into Romney supporters for upcoming conventions, and also for Tampa.

Some suggestions for GUYS:

-Shave-clean face, no burns etc.
-Closely cropped hair
-Cover tattoos
-Remove piercings
-Khakis (pleated if possible)
-Plaid or oxford shirts (tucked in)
-Navy blazer (brass two-button)
-Leather dress shoes
-Sweatshirts with college alma mater (prestigious?)
-Froggers (strap that hangs sunglasses around neck)
-Be vague or dismissive of the "movement"

Some suggestions for GALS:

-Manicured hair (preferably long)
-Cover tattoos
-Remove piercings
-Pants suit (for mature types)
-Flats, no sneakers
-GOP or state brooch clip
-Sweatshirts with college alma mater (prestigious?)
-Be vague or dismissive of the "movement"

This is in no way meant to offend anyone, only to help people here play a more subtle role.

If these suggestions happen to describe you, you're already there!

Remember, young people at conventions will be scrutinized, so try your best not to stand out.

Good luck!

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Get a lobotomy

That will make it easier to blend in

Why would you have to blend in?

It implies you aren't supposed to be there. The neocons are the ones that have to blend in. They aren't Republicans. I'm so tired of people getting told to hide and blend in. I have a better idea; if you want to hide, stay home.


suggestions, I'm not telling anyone to do anything. Do what you feel.

I have no problem with "hiding" if it gets us more delegates inside.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm just well-informed

Wear ugly red, white and blue gaudy vests with huge stars &

stripes. Use a cane or one of them roll-a-long thingies.

Donate / Volunteer for the

Donate / Volunteer for the other candidate & GOP immediately. Get to know the campaign coordinators & leaders. Touch base weekly & ask if they need help. Kiss their butts like you're running for president & need their vote.

It's hard, I know.

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. - Matthew 10:16