How to Spot a Rand Concern TrollSubmitted by BurningsiriusΩ™ on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:29
This is a the beginning of a series of how to spot concern trolls. Because there are like 5 active I am concerned about Rand Paul, I will start with him.
Topic name: Usually, it sounds like the author is reluctant to even post the topic. Rand has caused so much concern in his heart that he is hesitant to even to post. The topic also will hint at what the OP is concerned about. This is always a throw away line in an interview blown up to maximum magnification. Here is how you do it.
Rand's (insert concerned position) has (done 'X' or nullifies my support by doing 'Y') then followed by some dots, a -sigh-, or another sign of exasperation.
Concerned position lists:
Theocracy: Rand talks to Christians to join the liberty coalition. Usually tries to nullify all Randroid or atheist support because the Ron Paul movement is only atheistic in nature and Christians are not allowed in the tree fort. These also usually overlap with the Campaign Concern Trolls.
War with Iran: Rand talks about how sanctions are an act of war, but don't tell that to the concerned troll. He will go on and on about how Rand supports sanctions and wants war with Iran. He even cuts deals with neo-cons because he is a secret neo-con sent to trick us.
Edit: I thought that some on the DP actually read. I guess America F*** Yeah! was right... Americans simply do not read books.
Southern Avenger praising Rand Paul on his bravery.
Treason Magazine's take on Rand.
Civil Liberties: Rand is against Civil Liberties. He removed himself from his 1964 Civil Rights Act position thus does not believe in Civil Liberties. Though he constantly fights the TSA, Patriot Act, ext it matters not. Only those with maximum concern tread this far.
Finally, the concern trolls usually state in a round about way, that Rand wants to piss on his father's legacy. Because of this, Rand is like a demon child. He did not learn the lessons of his father. He wants power, and he does not want to become a pariah on capitol hill like his dad. Thus, Rand will go to any length to destroy his father's legacy.
Update: Forgot one.
Rand is going to be Romney's VP (even though it is going to be Rubio). This proves Rand is a traitor.
There you all go. A break down of the Rand Concern Trolls.
Here is a hint: Every time a concern troll posts, I will update this OP with the relevant facts about Rand's positions.