New Ron Paul Group: Dudes With Really Long Beards For Only Ron Paul!Submitted by Smudge Pot on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 04:17
Ladies and gentlemen,
The core group of Dudes With Really Long Beards For Ron Paul are proud to announce a schism with our former group because the original group was co-opted by dudes who also like Rand Paul.
To the core group, this is INTOLLERABLE. YOU CANNOT BE A DUDE WITH A REALLY LONG BEARD FOR RON PAUL AND SIMULTANEOUSLY BE FOR ANYBODY ELSE. IT'S JUST LOGICALLY IRRECONCILABLE. HOW CAN YOU BE A DUDE WITH A REALLY LONG BEARD FOR ONE PERSON AND THEN ANOTHER AT THE SAME TIME?
IT GOES AGAINST THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF BEING A DUDE WITH A REALLY LONG BEARD.
It's about dedication and commitment ya. If you don't get it then you aren't a dude with a really long beard. It's not easy.
Now this is just my personal opinion and I don't want to drag anybody else into it like Ed Vallejo the Pshychic Taxi and Adam Kokesh for while it looks like he might grow a really long beard and he is by most reports a dude, it really has yet to be seen whether he will turn out to be a DWRLBFRP or a DWRLBFORP.
To those of you who are neither dudes nor dudes with really long beards, my advice is just to sit this one out, it's gonna be bloody and it's gonna be long and it's gonna cost us all way, way more than it's worth.