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We Need A Delegate Binding Booth At Paulfest!

I've just heard that all delegates are unbound at the convention.

I can imagine their disappointment for GOP events are known, in a hush-hush kind of way, as a place where normally straight-laced people can get a little funky if you know what I mean. It's part of the process.

So it hit me to hit them. I say we give them what they really want and have a Delegate Binding Booth at the Paulfest with leather and paddles and dominatrixes in fancy underwear. And we literally spank them into submission.

See, all these undecided or other delegates, all we have to do is give them what they really want. It's how their system works: quid pro quo.

We know what we want: we want their vote. And we know what they want, it always comes down to some choice or combination between money, drugs and sex.

Two our of three being legal and possessed of expertise in at least one of these categories,

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET ANY DANG THING WE WANT FROM THESE PEOPLE AND NOT ONLY WILL THEY THANK US, THEY WILL PAY US. LAVISHLY.