Here's your newspeak dictionary everyone:
Pork. Seriously? Out of everything listed this really stands out as the oddball.
What's wrong with pork? Why not fish, beef, or chicken?
Is it because bacon is one of the most delicious foods to ever touch the human pallet and is super high in selenium?
105-year-old Texas woman loves bacon, eats it every day...
Never be afraid to ask simple questions.
If I could believe in god, I'd cite bacon as evidence.
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West of 89
a novel of another america
Did you say bacon? Bacon is the reason there has to be a God.
9-11 was a panda job.
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Back-channeling George Carlin through dog-latin here, as these were once identified as the "Seven words you can't say...", which proscription was quickly diminished when Debbie Reynolds spoke of "Grits an' Fritz an' tits" on teevee and just about every other cop on Hill Street was "pissed" over something or other.
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